"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[tybrad]

You take the prompt from above to construct your own
When it [fill in from TPAM], it [your idea]
from the poster above you.

Ex:
TPAY: When it rains, it snows rice puffs.
YOU: When it snows rice puffs, I eat it.
TPBY: When I eat it, it explodes inside of me.
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When it rains, it pours.

 

[dcmfan]

When it pours, I dribble.

 

[tybrad]

When I dribble, I am hungry.

 

[ETLS]

When I am hungry, I order pizza

 

[Shominy]

When I order pizza, I get satisfied.

 

[dcmfan]

When I get satisfied she gets annoyed.

 

[ETLS]

When she gets annoyed, I don't know

 

[dcmfan]

When I don't know I just ask 'what's her name'.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I ask her what her name is, it means I'll be sleeping on the sofa.

 

[ETLS]

When I sleep on the sofa, I guessed the wrong name

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I guess the Wrong name, the cat keeps me company.

 

[ETLS]

When the cat keeps me company, I sneeze

 

[Shominy]

When I sneeze, I close my eyes.

 

[hi*ball]

When I close my eyes, I spill my coffee.

 

[Shominy]

When I spill my coffee, I don't 'cause I drink tea.

 

[dcmfan]

When I drink tea, it's for Texas.

 

[w1jim]

When it’s for Texas I’m in a lone star state.

 

[ETLS]

When I'm in a lone star state, I'm at home.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I'm at home in Texas, I can eat at a German restaurant on a French street.

 

[w1jim]

When I eat at a German restaurant on a French street I eat my Grummbeerkieschelscher with relish.