Worst Rock Rhyme Sceme Ever

[Cactus Bob]

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon . . . Little boy blue and the man on the moon" :screwy:

by who dun-it??


Check out this parody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI

 

[Grainger49]

I think the Spoon/Moon rhyme scheme had been done already.

 

[BobHol]

Not Rock but couldn'r resist

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride my motorcycle.

And I don't want a tickle justy want to ride my motorcycle.

And I don't want to die just want to ride my motorcy cle

 

[MichaelJ]

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride my motorcycle.

And I don't want a tickle justy want to ride my motorcycle.

And I don't want to die just want to ride my motorcy cle

well yeah, but I just bought a motorcycle and I find myself singing this all the time!~

 

[screenersam]

abra...abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya...

I think this also was Steve Miller Band

 

[budd]

Alice Cooper from Schools out" We can't even think of a word that rymes"

 

[anytune]

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon . . . Little boy blue and the man on the moon" :screwy:

by who dun-it??

Maybe not Harry Chapin's best work, but certainly his biggest hit.

I vote for "Cinnamon" by Derek aka Johnny Cymbal aka John Hendry Blair:

Knock, knock, let me in, I won't go away (ho uh-uh)
I'm gonna see you if it takes all day (ho uh-uh)
Cinnamon, let me in
Cinnamon, let me in
Sing it girls
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
One more time
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
(one potato, two potato, three potato, four)
Open up Cinnamon, I want more
(five potato, six potato, seven potato eight)
Give it to me, Cinnamon, I can't wait

 

[vegabass25]

(Kid Rock): ".....drinkin' whiskey out the bottle, never thinking 'bout tomorrow, singin' Sweet Home Alabama all summer long..."

I rest my case.

2nd place to the joker.

 

[vegabass25]

Ill be back..

 

[rooster18]

I'm not sure if KISS ever succeeded in rhyming "Baybuh" with "Baybuh", but I know that thay did rhyme "Baybuh" with "Maybuh," possibly more than once.

Darn. Now I'll have to spin a couple of their old records to find out.

rooster.

 

[mjalazard]

How about the complete lack of creative rhyme/or, possibly, the most perfect rhyme in the opening of Black Sabbath's War Pigs:
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses


Mike

 

[mjalazard]

How about "They're coming to take me away"? Late 60's. On the 45 the B side was the same song played in reverse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UXgKcVerSI

Napoleon XIV...an old staple of Dr. Demento.
Mike

 

[cfranz]

No Tom Waits songs nominated yet? Hmmmm.


"Pasties and a G String" always gave me the willies... OTOH, 'The Piano has been drinking' is simply excellent.

Try this one though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCNDZY4vXPs