Sandy G
Retired Member
...Plant my size 13 triple wide steel-toed Redwing up Little Billy Boy Gates' Derriere'... Whyfor NOW, you ask ? Well , because of ANOTHER one of his ways to entice us to send him more money, Microsoft Store. It has awoken from my computer, & it BONGS accusingly at least every hour on the hour, interrupts whatever you're doing, to try to get you to Spend MORE MONEY w/ your Bosom Buddy Bill. It apparently can be banished, but if you don't speak Computerese, which I DON'T, you must sit thru fat, disgusting polyglot BillyBoy's intrusive ads. And, not only do they BONG at you, if you move your cursor over to the Store, it disappears, before you can see WTF he has for sale in his putative Sto.. OK, Bill, just send me yer address, you WIN. I'll just start sending you a DOLLAR every day, for the unassailed PRIVALEGE of using Microsoft products. THAT'S what you REALLY want anyway, ain't it ?!? This computer age simply HAS to be an old time merchant's Wet Dream-Suckers/customers need to have your product, cannot live w/o it, & it is paraded before them, & they aren't allowed to delete it easily-if at all-from their devices.. The merchant does little but sit there & let the old Mazuma roll in, w/o him lifting a finger.. At least back in the Balmy daze B4 Microshyte Ruled the Roost, you COULD ignore intrusive, annoying ads.. But in our eCommerce world, that option is no longer available... Today is Saturday Morning4 April, & Microshyte Store has bonged at me at least twice to BUY-BUY-BUY something from them by 11.17 in the morning..Never mind that there is absolutely NOTHING in their futhermuckin' store I either want, or have NEED for, I need to fill Mr Gates' pockets-Or ELSE...
