Write The Caption... game

[Dave_1962]

It was only driven to church on Sundays by a little old lady - honest!

 

[bobsvinyl]

"They stole my dentures, but they didn't get my herb."

 

[Dave_1962]

"The sergeant is taking a bath whether he likes it or not!"

 

[Hyperion]

This is stage one of three, watch carefully, the next two are amazing.

 

[Dave_1962]

Nice face - Want a Gun?

 

[Christian B]

^^^ George got some bad advice in an ill conceived attempt to attract young voters in traditionally blue states.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Three $&#@&$% hours I've been waiting and still no AAA truck.

 

[Christian B]

^^^ Larry just couldn't figure out why friends kept calling him bird brain, and then he looked in a mirror.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

So, what are we going to blow up with these?

 

[mulester7]

^^^ "All Right, new speakers with CLOTH grill covers!!"

 

[bobsvinyl]

I couldn't afford a Beamer so I got this instead.

 

[Dave_1962]

I gotta stop binging on cabbage!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Ah, I see an unsuspecting man coming right now.

 

[Dave_1962]

What part of "Don't look at her!" didn't you understand?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Now that's what I call getting stoned!

 

[Dave_1962]

"Listen kid you're new here so I'm gonna spell it out for ya - I'm callin' the shots - got it?"

 

[Christian B]

^^^ Wow! Does that taste sour.

 

[Dave_1962]

"We're just going for a nice little ride - nothing to be scared of."

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

How long do I have to keep standing here perfectly still?

 

[mulester7]

^^^ "OK, I'll wear the hat but NOT the dress!"