You know you're from Michigan when...

[luvvinvinyl]

Ypsilanti!!!!

Slowly I turned.....

Step ...


By step......

Inch ......by inch......



Anyway....

Due to the popularity of the Survivor show, Michigan is planning to do it's own version, entitled........

"Survivor, Michigan style."

The contestants will start in Grand Rapids,....Travel to Cadilliac,Traverse City, Boyne City, Mackinaw City through the U.P. to Marquette, back to Gaylord, Houghton Lake and then to Bay City, Saginaw, Flint, Pontiac, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Jackson and Lansing, then back to Grand Rapids

Each will be driving a pink, foregn made two door coupe with California plates and will have the following bumper sticker affixed to their bumpers

*"Snowmobiles are Stupid
*"I hate the Detroit Red Wings
*"Michigan should share the Great Lakes
*"I don't believe in any hunting or fishing and I'm here to confiscate your guns
*"All Deer Hunters are Fags

The one who makes it back to Port Huron alive ....wins

So, there has never, ever been a winner in this game, right?

And the prospects don't look very good for future players, either.

 

[Andyman]

Damn Gary, ya beat me to it!!!

Actually, these things circulate about all our wonderful upper MidWest states.

Here's the Wisconsin version:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do
it's own entitled, "Survivor - Wisconsin Style".

The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on
to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to
Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and
Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire and all the way
down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:


Brett Favre is gay.
I'm a vegetarian.
Bratwurst clogs your arteries.
The Green Bay Packers suck.... Go Bears.
Cheese is high in cholesterol.
Hillary in 2008.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.

Good luck to all contestants.