You might be having a redneck Thanksgiving if...

[chillwolf]

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the sides.

If you ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

 

[Jailtime]

That's great! :lmao:

Somehow, sounds like fun!

 

[Sandy G]

...An' any of this is wrong, How ?!? (grin)

 

[Cactus Bob]

Good One!!

 

[similost]

I'd do about anything to have some good squirrel and dumplings.. even have it for Thanksgiving.. yeah.. I'm kinda a redneck :thmbsp:

 

[voltcontrol]

 

[Numistrek09]

That painting is AWESOME!!!!!!

 

[Bozzmonster]

Some of this hit pretty close to home:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table. - check! Pool table works real good as well.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the sides. - Currently standing at the ready in the cupboard with a few assorted Country Crock containers too.

If you ever used your ironing board as a buffet table. - Check! Make sure it is a sturdy one your grandma had rather than the el-cheapo China made ones they sell today at Wal-Mart. Nothing spells holiday disaster like a collapsing ironing board toppling dinner to the floor!

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them... or better yet, store brand dishes as Dixie plates are too expensive.

Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop... well maybe not the bait in the stuffing, but the goodies the bait brought in... fresh fish as a side dish!

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies. Also dessert.

Your secret family recipe is illegal. That's in the garage with various other 'questionable' substances.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer. Absolutely! Also Polish and Italian sausage as well as Brats!

You have an Elvis Jell-O mold. Missed out on that one.

Plus... the capper for me... I live in a mobile home! How much more redneck can you get!

Yes, many of these are for real in my life. Just swap out 'Redneck' for 'Shop Rat' and that fits my family to a tee.