I just uninstalled Chrome, redownloaded it, and am now in. My autoupdate of Chrome failed, so it must have been registering as out of date with AK, CloudFlare, or whatever. All my other normal sites worked, but AK wasn't happy with the state of my Chrome version.
So, my fix was:
Make sure synch was turned on in Chrome
Uninstall Chrome to include delete browsing history checkbox when uninstall started running
Restart computer
Launch Edge (the only other browser that was on my computer
Download Chrome
Install