The seller has seemingly ghosted me again. Have no clue as to what's going on with him but can't get him to respond to several emails and texts I've sent. Very bizarre. The speakers are still listed, and even if they weren't you would think he could take a minute to respond. Assuming he's not dead or something.
Then again, that seems to happen a lot these days.
UPDATE: Just heard from the seller through email. Evidently parts of the area that he lives in has reverted to 10 digit dialing, which means that he never received my texts because my iPhone automatically adds a "1" when using the phone number for text. There doesn't seem to be any settings that can change this, at least that I have found(there is the option of shutting off "Dial Assist" but that doesn't fix the problem).
In any case, he is bringing the speakers to me on Friday! He confirmed that while cosmetically they are a little rough(which I don't care about) they sound great, all drivers working as they should, etc.
Suffice to say my excitement has reached peak levels after all of this.
Thanks to everybody for chiming in. Much appreciated.