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mech986 said:
Give them Barbershop quartet music and a few beers.



A Japanese Singer performing Wicked, the musical. Of course, I still would have a hard time understanding the words.



Half a pair, given most are the size of walnuts (look it up!)

My question: In Tennis, why do we start with love and end with a match?
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It could be due to it that it is suggesting a match(point) is the end of pleasure. ::scratch2:
So, a love game is an abusolute victory.
 
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These sorts of things posted in the past day or two will be the thread killer :thumbsdn:
I know that I'm losing interest because of the randomness of the postings.
 
I think Suzuki is not following the idea of the game.

You are supposed to put two things in your post:
1) a ridiculous answer to the previous post
2) a new silly question.

You are not supposed to answer your own question or just post a silly statement.
 
I know- he was instructed in posts 468-470 -- to no avail, apparently.

Look at the mess mech tried to clean up on post 480!
 
The last sensible post:

Montycat said:
That would never happen. Granny Smith is too quick for that.

Which is smaller, half a pear or half a pair?
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Neither, as you end up with one item in each case.


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
tybrad said:
The last sensible post:


Neither, as you end up with one item in each case.


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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If you say so, idiot.

Is garbanzo just a politically correct chick pea?
 
No, it's the name of a Muppet character. Sheesh.

Are there really towns named Point A and Point B? It seems like a lot of people travel between those two places.
 
Points take up no area, so physical entities can ONLY be between them, there are infinite answers for how long it takes to travel between Point A and Point B, and all the answers are correct!

Is an albatross the same as a double-eagle?
 
I don't know golf, but go ahead and ask me about birdie num-nums.

If lemmings had stairs would they still jump off the cliff?
 
If you ask a lemming, he'll point out that the real question is why we don't.

Assuming one has the albatross around one's neck, same question as before.
 
No. The Albatross caused the Wreck of the Hesperus (Coleridge) whilst the Eagle inspired Tennyson to crasp the crag with crooked hands.

If I left some camera equipment in the woods, might bigfoot take a 'selfie'?
 
Yes, but he wouldn't give his return address for prints.

When Olivia Newton-John sang "Let Me Be There," why did she want to "take you to that wonderland that only toucans share?"
 
She had a tie-in with the Rio movie. Some people get confused by the time-slip but Big Corporations get around these things.

What will my neighbor's dog do when he finally catches a car?
 
He'll be exhausted. If he feels cold, put a muffler on him.

If the doctor takes your appendix out, is it considered a date?
 
How can it sink? It's already full of water.

What's the difference between uplands, lowlands, highlands, wetlands and land's end? And in which will one find a landshark?
 
This question cannot be answered by the IBM 100. Please have the operator re-stack the punchcards.

How many clams does it cost for a clambake?
 
It varies, but you have to shell out a lot of moola no matter how many you bake.


I pahked my cah in the Havahd yahd and it was towed away. How much will it cost to recovah it?
 
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