Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

[tybrad]

Self-explanatory title.

Post 1: What is 1 + 1?
Next poster's answer: 11. Ask a new dumb question.
Poster 3: ~~~
… and so on.

No spam please… and have fun!



What does pie flavored pie taste like?

 

[TheNLOwner]

Anything but pie.
What happens when you stick the fork in the outlet?

 

[jhtstone]

I wish for many players in the new game thread.

ME! ME! OH! ME!

Anything but pie.
What happens when you stick the fork in the outlet?

You keep smacking your shin on it.

Where does the hole go when you put the dirt back in?

 

[cubby01]

A: Into the Whole.

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

 

[bobsvinyl]

A: Because they are clumsy.

Q: How come ice cream trucks don't melt on hot days?

 

[stupidhead]

because the vest has no sleeves!

what is asphalt?

 

[4-2-7]

because the vest has no sleeves!

what is asphalt?

An asses fault.

did you see the black hole

 

[timofred]

Yes, it was actually square.

Why do birds suddenly appear ?

 

[RichPA]

Yes, it was actually square.

Why do birds suddenly appear ?

Because they were directed there by Air Bird Traffic Control.

Why don't squirrels ever give up when they can't reach the bird feeder?

 

[4-2-7]

Because they were directed there by Air Bird Traffic Control.

Why don't squirrels ever give up when they can't reach the bird feeder?

Because it's in there genetics.

Why are blue jean blue

 

[bobsvinyl]

Because they weren't cut out to be slacks.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

 

[tubeornotube]

A. I did.

Q. Why did the boog a loo?

 

[duronboy]

Q. Why did the boog a loo?

A. Because of reasons.

Q. How long do I have to play albums that have gone gold or platinum before I can expect my wires to become gold or platinum plated?

 

[robgmn]

A: It's called autumn, not fall.

Q: If every piece of wood on my great grandfather's boat has been replaced over a lifetime of use, is it still the original boat?

 

[4-2-7]

A: It's called autumn, not fall.

Q: If every piece of wood on my great grandfather's boat has been replaced over a lifetime of use, is it still the original boat?

Originally your Great Grandfathers boat.

How do you rewind Vinyl Records.

 

[harman/kardon]

I never do that. McGyver does it for me.

What is the difference between a stone?

 

[bobsvinyl]

There is no difference. They are really Xerocks. Every stone is just a copy of the original stone.

Can you buy other kinds of bugs at a flea market?

 

[2526]

Just new tenants for the roach motel.

Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?

 

[Ths364]

Because if it played it's peggs in the pair, Americans might mistake it for news of a cricket match, about which we know little to nothing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[www.records]

None. Logs are to large to pick up.

How does a nose smell?