Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

[Robinhawaii]

That depends on what your boss had for breakfast.


Who are the Who, really?

 

[tybrad]

A: The people of Whoville.

Q: Why do people have 10 fingers?

 

[sheltie dave]

Because they couldn't make eleven.

Why does time run out, but water run down?

 

[jhtstone]

Because time flies out the window, but it's just a trickle of water.

If the skies are blew, why do the clouds just sit there?

 

[bobsvinyl]

A: Because they are lazy and complacent.

Q: When you go to a retreat, why don't you have to drive there in reverse?

 

[68custom]

Q: having to retreat you gave up your right to use reverse.
A: why did the frog ride across the road on the chickens back?

 

[tybrad]

A: Because someone had just had frog legs for lunch.

Q: Why does a woodchuck chuck?

 

[robgmn]

Q: because it had a flat tire

A: Do you walk to work, or bring your lunch?

 

[4-2-7]

I run to work and grab lunch on the go.

Why is football played on the gridiron.

 

[jhtstone]

Why is football played on the gridiron.

Because hot feet makes the players fight to get over the line and off the grid.

Why do waffles have a square, dimple pattern?

 

[aopisa]

A: To give pancakes an inferiority complex.
Q: Everything I say is a lie. Am I lying to you now?

 

[bobsvinyl]

A: I'd be lying if I said you weren't.

Q: Does eggplant come from a chicken made out of vegetables?

 

[screenersam]

No. They are mined at sites in Gaul, Turkey and Minnesota. (That's why the Minnesota Vikings wear purple; they used in-state-mined eggplants to dye the uniforms.)

When did the last dinosaur die (or did it?)

 

[dr*audio]

It did.
Are you married or happy?

 

[4-2-7]

I'm Happy

Where was your first date:scratch2:

 

[noogies]

June 9th.

Why is a duck?

 

[Sandy G]

Who was on the road to Damascus, & where was Paul going ?
What is the color of Lee's light brown Horse ?
If a jet crashes directly on the border of the US & Canada, where do they bury the survivors ?
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb ?

 

[jhtstone]

Why is a duck?

To be a mascot for selling tape.

Is oil black or is it gold.

 

[68custom]

A. depends on weather you are a oil man or you have gold fever.
Q. why do they call them jumbo shrimp? why do they call lobsters chicks?

 

[screenersam]

Q. why do they call them jumbo shrimp? why do they call lobsters chicks?

1) 'Jumbo' shrimp are so-called out of respect for their feelings. They are insulted when we belittle their size. It's bad enough we net, decapitate, cook and eat them, without insulting them. Poor wittle things.

2)New England has a strong maritime tradition. Whaling ships would be out at sea for weeks and the sailors would make amorous comments about anything remotely resembling a female human (thus manatees etc are 'sirens'). Lobsters are 'chicks', ribs have 'babybacks', etc.

Query; Why is grass blue in Kentucky, but green in most other states?