Dropped and trashed a M- David Gilmore S/T album. Over - in the garbage.
Trashed an Azimuth - Outburo LP. No idea how I managed to trash it, but I did. Over - in the garbage.
My best friend trashed my M- MFSL B-52 album. Over - in the garbage.
Washed an Allman Brothers LP heavily in beer once - this cleaning method didn't work at all.

My wife trashed 'one song' on a rare Keith Richards - New Barbarians LP - song's name, ironically ... 'Shattered'.
Fell down carrying a TT once. The TT ended up perfect.
Learned my lesson on that one. Just got super lucky to keep the TT perfectly balanced -- somehow. Controlled panic I guess.
Trashed a pair of brand new - gold lutz headshell leads while installing them... and drinking beer. My Bad.
Another '
lessons learned':
NEVER play records when drinking.
So what's the first thing I do when you start drinkin' -- Play Records!!

What's a guy to do??? That's the way it goes!
'Not bad' for 50 years.
