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Girls need conditioner dad !!

Ohighway

Ohighway

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Little miss 8 year old has been home sick with a cold for a couple days.
Between all the sniffs and snuffles, I talked her into taking a hot bath, and said it would help break up some of her congestion,

She was game, as long as I would run the water for her, then hang out around the corner in her bedroom while she was in the bath. No problem.

So after bath time has gone on way too long, she says " dad, I don't have any conditioner in here". "No problem girlie, just don't use any this time".

And then ..... silence. After a couple minutes I hear... in descending levels of volume

"Dad, girls need conditioner......"

"... it's their only hope...."

"...... or they won't ever get married...."

"....... please don't let me die......"

another long pause then

" I have the most wrinkles in this family".

That girl is just too much....:D
 
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Yeah, but she is a cutie. She is only eight...it's starting early. Soon she'll be needing' a lot more than just conditioner...and then...yes....the car keys dad...PLEASE. :yes:

Maybe if she would sleep in her bed instead of the cold floor she might not be sick. :D
 
Bstable said:
Yeah, but she is a cutie. She is only eight...it's starting early. Soon she'll be needing' a lot more than just conditioner...and then...yes....the car keys dad...PLEASE. :yes:

Maybe if she would sleep in her bed instead of the cold floor she might not be sick. :D
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At 8 years old I'm not sure where she comes up dreaming up all this stuff. Some of it is joking on more of an adult level.... not an 8 year old !!

Hey that walk in closet she's been using as a bedroom is one of the warmest places in the house. I'm surprised my wife doesn't wanna' move the bed in there.
 
That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Sounds like a witty kid you have there.
 
I am so SO glad that I never managed to father a daughter. After seeing how my sisters worked my Dad I'm sure I would have been soft putty in the hands of a daughter.
 
That's hilarious.

My wife and I keep saying we need to write down the stuff our kid comes up with.
I remember one day when she was about 2 1/2 she called out from her room:
Her: "DAD!"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE MULAAAAAN!"
Me: "Does she?"
Her: "YEAH!"
and then a pause, and then
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO POOP!"
 
KrisM said:
That's hilarious.

My wife and I keep saying we need to write down the stuff our kid comes up with.
I remember one day when she was about 2 1/2 she called out from her room:
Her: "DAD!"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE MULAAAAAN!"
Me: "Does she?"
Her: "YEAH!"
and then a pause, and then
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO POOP!"
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:thmbsp::D
 
I thought of another one with a similar them.
She had been taking a kids music class, and the last song they sang every class went something like, "Goodbye, so long, farewell my friends, goodbye so long farewell. We'll see you soon again sometime, my friends.....". Well, she had just finished her business and we were flushing the toilet when she broke into the song Liza Minelli style, just belting it out. But she changed the "my friends" part into "my poops". How does a three year old(if that) come up with stuff like this?
 
We used to have a dog that would drag any dead animal it would find out in the fields, up to our front lawn. The wife was sick and tired of his "presents. One morning, it appears that one of the local black and white feral cats got hit by a truck on the four lane road out front. It was face down, spread eagle, tail sticking straight out, and the fur was virtually unharmed. It looked like one of those trophy furs you see hanging on the wall of game hunter's house. It had to be several months old, because it was totally dried out and stiff as a board. It laying on the lawn when I came out to go to the warehouse.

I called for the wife to come out and see what the dog had brought her, and when she came out, out three year old daughter followed her. My wife scowled, then we both had a good laugh (it was rather funny looking) as our daughter was examining it from different directions. As I walked away to get a shovel to put it in the dumpster, she looked up, and in the most serious voice, said, "Mom, can I hang that up on my bedroom wall?"

Talk about a laugh!!:D
 
I asked my 4 year old grand daughter the other night while on a date. What would you like to drink with your pizza?


Her answer...........................................................Beer!
 
As an uncle of 9, I have observed that whenever a kid under 10 says "actually", everything after it is severely suspect. As in:

"Actually, we don't have to go to bed. We usually stay up and roam the streets till 1 am."
"Actually, creationism is TRUE!"
"Actually, I really need an Iphone."
"Actually, I don't have to eat vegetables, I can eat whatever I want."

Et cetera.


:D
 
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