Girls need conditioner dad !!

[KrisM]

As an uncle of 9, I have observed that whenever a kid under 10 says "actually", everything after it is severely suspect. As in:

"Actually, we don't have to go to bed. We usually stay up and roam the streets till 1 am."
"Actually, creationism is TRUE!"
"Actually, I really need an Iphone."
"Actually, I don't have to eat vegetables, I can eat whatever I want."

Et cetera.

Words of wisdom, right there. It's kind of like a person over ten starting out by saying, "Don't get mad at me for saying this, but....".

 

[KrisM]

I've got a new one, and it's audio related.

We had just finished supper last night, and she was talking about the food in her stomach. She was asked if the roast beef, potatoes and carrots were having a party in her stomach. She got a scowl on her face, and said, "No. I didn't swallow a radio".

 

[eteller]

I can relate I have a 6 and a 11 year old diva!