I can't find this equipment anywhere, Ideas?

[Richard D]

Belchfire® Series Term coined by Crown International for their mythical power amplifier, the BF-6000SUX. Based on original
research into the first principles of teramagnostriction quasar-quadrature, the BF-6000SUX could have changed the design of all
future power amps, but it didn't. In spite of Crown's leap forward into the past of technical declination, the marketplace categorically
stated that it did not want 6,000 watts per channel in only one rack space - in spite of its six-foot depth and 206 lbs weight. The only
known use of a BF-6000SUX was to drive the experimental Electro-Voice Rearaxial Softspeaker, when Rane demoed their PI 14
Pseudoacoustic Infector using Jensen's JE-EP-ERs Multi-denomial Transpedance Informer for coupling - but many consider that
only hearsay.

 

[Urizen]

Puff puff pass, dude.

 

[Richard D]

Hey Dude, I can't find my Dark Side of the Moon record or my Koss Pro 4 AAA headphones, bummer.

 

[Sandy G]

The description sounds like like the patter written for the 1958 Bulgemobiles, in the old, late, lamented "National Lampoon"...

 

[bully]

Do we actually have a model number?
Nothing in Orion, must be in their pro gear blue book.

 

[RichPA]

Apparently the original description is no longer available on the Crown web site, but look here for an earlier thread on this amp: http://audiokarma.org/forums/showthread.php?t=49822

 

[Filmboydoug]

I gotta get me one of these!

 

[Richard D]

Hey Sandy, 1958 Bulgemobiles bt P.J. Orourke was one of my favorite issues. Back when I was in High skool I had a job at the first FM top 40 station in the Miami market. One of my jobs was to air the National Lampoon Radio Hour. They let keep all the master reel to reel tapes and I transferred them to cd. If you want I will find the 30 second commericial for that issue and send it to you. Also my favorite was, If you don't buy this magazine we will shoot this dog. Ahh, the 70s.

 

[Sandy G]

IIRC, there was a 1910 or so "Bulgebuggy" & a 1934 Bulgemobile that looked an awful lot like an Airflow..the one I hee-hawed over was a line drawing cartoon of a neighborhood if there were no women...the grass was unmowed, trash was layin' around everwhere, all the men were fat, bald, & layin' around in hammocks..there was a water truck deliverin' "BEER", little boys were shooting at tweety-birds w/M16s...Every time you looked at it, you found something new to guffaw at...

 

[Brian]

I had a brace of these driving each turn of every voice coil of my Bozak Symphonys but, the local electric company made me sell them as they refused to build the dedicated nuclear power plant needed to power them and I was sucking all the electricity from the traffic lights.