In Mayberry everyone was so happy because they were all single. The only one who was married was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to talk about what their fathers do for a living.
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad is a doctor! He saves people's lives."
Little Billy raises his hand and says, "My dad is a firefighter! He rescues people from burning buildings."
The teacher turns to Johnny and asks, "Johnny, what does your dad do?"
Johnny replies, "My dad is dead. He was a stripper at a club for men."
The teacher is absolutely mortified, quickly changes the subject, and goes back to her desk. At recess, she walks up to Johnny and says, "Johnny, I am so sorry about your father, but is that really true?"
Johnny whispers, "No, he actually plays for the New York Jets, but I was too embarrassed to say it out loud.
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad is a doctor! He saves people's lives."
Little Billy raises his hand and says, "My dad is a firefighter! He rescues people from burning buildings."
The teacher turns to Johnny and asks, "Johnny, what does your dad do?"
Johnny replies, "My dad is dead. He was a stripper at a club for men."
The teacher is absolutely mortified, quickly changes the subject, and goes back to her desk. At recess, she walks up to Johnny and says, "Johnny, I am so sorry about your father, but is that really true?"
Johnny whispers, "No, he actually plays for the New York Jets, but I was too embarrassed to say it out loud.
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A onetime use fully loaded jacket?
SolderIron
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Missed the joke. Thanks for the decoding.
1953 Telefunken "Jubilate", Germany's first radio alarm clock. 
Jill is off to do daily chores. Vacuum the rug and do the laundry!
