Last post before the shutdown ...

[sKiZo]

Wins! <g>

 

[Sharpstik]

I'm going to bed.

 

[markdi]

What ?

 

[MaxxVolume]

Ibtl

 

[markdi]

Ibtl ?

Oh in before the lock

 

[zebra03]

huh

 

[markdi]

Ibtl

Equals 12

 

[jmprest]

plus 1

 

[zebra03]

Did you hear about the duck that walked into the drug store looking for Chapstick ?

He said , "Put it on my bill " .

 

[markdi]

Did you hear about the duck that walked into the drug store looking for Chapstick ?

He said , "Put it on my bill " .

Good one

 

[jbrainey]

3....2....1....

 

[Pio1980]

Then there's the dude walking in to buy his first condom. "How much does it cost" ? "$1.79 plus tax."
"Tacks? Doesn't it just stay on by itself?"

Ba-dum-dum.

Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk

 

[zebra03]

Have you ever seen the Bar code on a condom ?

No

You must not be rolling it out far enough .

 

[meandog]

Groan.

 

[markdi]

Ha ha

 

[cubby01]

Nothing to see here, move along..

 

[markdi]

Are you sure ?

 

[jdwk]

Are you sure ?

yes!

 

[markdi]

Time

 

[mulester7]

.....I don't know what I'm going to do....two days....cruel and unusual punishment.....