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Not afraid of home intruders

kansei

kansei

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Because I bought one of these bad boys on eBay. It cost a pretty penny but it came with a certificate of authenticity. :D

The pun-laden link is here, yes it's a stick from someone's back yard:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Sti...ady-Home-Intruder-Defense-Stick-/230925324281

/noaf
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You are bidding on an original AR-HIDS-2810 Home Intruder Defense Stick! Intruder Stick comes with sticktificate of authenticity certified by the Stick Council of the USA. You can choose between a signed or unsigned sticktificate, it is signed by Branch Stickson, President of the Stick Council of the USA!! Now a little bit about your AR Defense Stick, it is intended for home defense only, if used outside your home, it may stick and become useless. Careful when handling the AR, it may become "sticky"!! There are 7 defense sticks to choose from !!
 
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That's hilarious!

And doubly funny to me as I own my own "get-the-#$%@-outta-my-house" stick.... actually an 80-year-old axe-handle that I put tape grips on..... no stickitate of authenticity though ....

:)


Matt
 
Deserves a place right beside the pet rock!

I have a stick that's possibly even better; it will go (on it's own, flying through the night) to take vengeance on the would-be intruder, wherever he tries to hide. It's called a "coco macaque", a Haitian voodoo stick of great power. Difficult to make; the stick must be specially chosen, ideally from a tree that was struck by lightning, and harvested at midnight on November 1st, with the appropriate series of rituals for each stage, spread over weeks. When prepared correctly, the stick traps a demon spirit inside, which must do its master's bidding. Not for the undeserving, the careless or the ignorant; should one lose control of it, the consequences could be terrible. At least, that's what they say. Some people say "It's just a stick"... :D
 
JesusChrysler said:
That's hilarious!

And doubly funny to me as I own my own "get-the-#$%@-outta-my-house" stick.... actually an 80-year-old axe-handle that I put tape grips on..... no stickitate of authenticity though ....

:)


Matt
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I doubt the would-be intruder who is being beaten by that thing would stop and demand to see the sticktificate... :no:
:D
 
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You could stick the stick on the wall, and hit the intruder with the sticktificate - after he's read it of course :rolleyes:
 
Tell it to the Department of Homeland Security, which suggest in a video that you defend yourself against intruders with a pair of scissors.

Reminds me, it's time to get some fresh ammo...the +P+ hollowpoints I've got are getting on in years.
 
GP49 said:
Reminds me, it's time to get some fresh ammo...the +P+ hollowpoints I've got are getting on in years.
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A) They should still be good, assuming you haven't been storing them inside the bottom of your oven.

B) If you truly need more ammo, I'd suggest waiting. Prices are sky-high at the moment, due to the recent events.
 
Do you have to declare that you have one before use? I mean, can they sue you for not warning them.

i once thought about "Wife Ear Bashing Defenders" which consisted of specially treated cotton wool balls.
 
It's deemed by the U.S. Stick Council to be an actual stick, what else do you need ? I'm getting one !
 
C'mon, everybody, time for a group hug, a few rousing verses of "Kum-Bay-Yah", & then we'll drink some hot chocolate & talk about our feelings...
 
Nice looking stick, but I think I will stick with one of these Buford Pusser Signature models. No pun intended.


RC
 

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