krlill
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"Tasty Bamboo (Philadelphia Zoo)
I don't know why I was flagged, but I will continue posting until I receive a response. Please don't flag a desperate panda. Here is my original post.
I am posting in response to your posting offering free fresh-cut bamboo. I am very interested in taking any and all bamboo you have to offer. I realize that you included a pick-up address in your posting, but I have a slightly un-orthodox request. Is there any way you would be willing to deliver the bamboo to me? I wouldn't ask, but I am unable to come pick it up myself. You see, I am an Asian Panda Bear housed at the Philadelphia Zoo. I would drive over there to get it, but sadly I have no opposable thumbs and am unable to drive an automobile. Also, my handlers do not like to let me out of my habitat. I so love bamboo and could make good use of it as the diet they feed us here is barely palatable. If you could find it in your heart to drive it out to me I would be willing to do some kick-ass panda tricks for your amusement or maybe even convince the powers that be to throw you a couple free tickets so you could bring your kids back and they could witness by kick-ass panda tricks. Also, they would probably enjoy the repile house. It is pretty bad-ass and the gecko is a personal friend of mine. Stay away from the primate house cuz most of them are douches and way too friggin full of themselves cuz they have opposable thumbs. I'm like, "Yeah, you got the thumbs, but let me see you get out of your cage...douchebags." But I digress, I am really interested in your bamboo, and if you have any old tires they would also be greatly appreciated. Ling Ling is always trying to bogart my tire so I want to get her one of her own. Contact me or any of the park officials and we will make arrangements. Thank you in advance.
Best Regards,
Chan Chan
Location: Philadelphia Zoo "
Might be the same person:
"Tasty Bamboo (Philadelphia Zoo)
I don't know why I was flagged, but I will continue posting until I receive a response. Please don't flag a desperate panda. Here is my original post.
I am posting in response to your posting offering free fresh-cut bamboo. I am very interested in taking any and all bamboo you have to offer. I realize that you included a pick-up address in your posting, but I have a slightly un-orthodox request. Is there any way you would be willing to deliver the bamboo to me? I wouldn't ask, but I am unable to come pick it up myself. You see, I am an Asian Panda Bear housed at the Philadelphia Zoo. I would drive over there to get it, but sadly I have no opposable thumbs and am unable to drive an automobile. Also, my handlers do not like to let me out of my habitat. I so love bamboo and could make good use of it as the diet they feed us here is barely palatable. If you could find it in your heart to drive it out to me I would be willing to do some kick-ass panda tricks for your amusement or maybe even convince the powers that be to throw you a couple free tickets so you could bring your kids back and they could witness by kick-ass panda tricks. Also, they would probably enjoy the repile house. It is pretty bad-ass and the gecko is a personal friend of mine. Stay away from the primate house cuz most of them are douches and way too friggin full of themselves cuz they have opposable thumbs. I'm like, "Yeah, you got the thumbs, but let me see you get out of your cage...douchebags." But I digress, I am really interested in your bamboo, and if you have any old tires they would also be greatly appreciated. Ling Ling is always trying to bogart my tire so I want to get her one of her own. Contact me or any of the park officials and we will make arrangements. Thank you in advance.
Best Regards,
Chan Chan
Location: Philadelphia Zoo "
