Now THIS is a sales pitch I didn't need to see

[audiopimp69]

Best sales pitch EVER!!!

Philly CL- absolutely not mine, no affil. yada, yada, yada

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ele/1686104854.html

 

[mfhale]

If I were in Philly, I'd OWN that TV.

That was one of the greatest sales pitches EVER.

 

[John James]

Jesus Christ on a bicycle! What next? :sigh:

 

[weeber]

I've already got one.

 

[rifftrax]

TBH, that was pretty funny. Just sayin'.

 

[33&athird]

:cry: - that is all.

 

[Sandy G]

Well, th' ol' boy has an INTERESTIN' way of putting things...Ya gotta admit THAT...(grin)

 

[titanstats]

Sorry -- laughed my guts out at that one.

 

[finnbow]

So, you boys like my add, eh? (as I pole vault off the couch)

 

[Arkay]

It was both creative and funny. Not sure whether it will help sell that TV or not, but you have to give the guy some credit for trying.

:scratch2: ... I like really, really small styli and really, really big power amps... what does that say? Maybe it depends on what mood I'm in?

 

[Toasted Almond]

When was the last time you guys were in South Philly?

You walk down the street with that tv and you'll get kicked in your enormous log by a person who wants it. It'll swell up just fine, but chicas will be the last thing on your mind.

 

[sanford12]

That's why I never bought a Corvette or a Harley. I couldn't afford the shrinkage.

 

[rifftrax]

that's why i never bought a corvette or a harley. I couldn't afford the shrinkage.

lol!!

 

[elcoholic]

You know what they say about the size of a man's hands, don't ya?

'nuff said.

 

[BigManAndy]

HAHAHAHA

I think I busted out my sides from laughing.

 

[finnbow]

You know what they say about the size of a man's hands, don't ya?

The bigger the hands, the rosier the palms???

 

[elcoholic]

I dunno. It mostly means you don't get to be a watch maker. Most people like it when I pour them 2 fingers of single malt.

 

[RSL'67]

You know what they say about the size of a man's hands, don't ya?

Yep - big gloves. :yes:

 

[elcoholic]

The bigger the hands, the rosier the palms???

But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

 

[highping]

lol, that one belongs in the "best of" section...if it isn't already in there.