OMG. . ..OMG is what she will be yelling when you crank this baby up. Sure, it's a little on the old side, but hey, old stuff really works better. And this baby works great. Put a little Barry White in and bang the night away. Wanting to get even with the neighbors who live below you in the apartment and have the late night parties that just really hack you off???? Then this is for you. . ..dump in the full base, lay the speakers face down on the floor and get even with them suckers. Hey, it worked for me in Los Angeles, it WILL work for you here.
This is no ordinary stereo. . .this thing makes sh** happen. Add a little candle light and watch those silky panties and thongs start hitting the floor. And what makes this better than any other stereo out there???? Glad you asked. It's that true, original paint scheme. Black. . .just like in the big night clubs. . .. Black you say???? Hey, Henry Ford told them to promise any color as long as it was black. . .. Sh** worked out for him using black and can work out for you too.
And speaking of work. . ..does it work???? Damn right it does and works well. Tell me more. . .ok. . . I will. Let's talk about the TA-AX380 amp. Even the name reeks of sex. . .T & A. . .you know what that is and if you don't, this dream machine isn't for you. But back to this sweetie. . .cranks out a powerful 200 watts per channel. You can feel your innards vibrate when you crank this one up. But enough about this one piece. . .we have got more to talk about. . .A LOT MORE. Like the AM/FM/FM stereo quartz digital synthesizer. Aim this baby in the right direction and you can probably get that cool, calypso type music right out of the Caribbean. Fix her a Pina Colada and she will think she is really down there. And the best part is you can record it directly to the dual cassette deck that comes with it. Cassette deck. . . are you kidding me? Cassette deck? No Coach Mora, I'm not. C'mon now, everybody still has cassette's. They just don't admit it. Best thing about them is you can buy them super cheap at the flea market. It's a bonus just waiting to be found. Or better yet, your friends can give you theirs and costs you NOTHING. For you, it's a win/win situation. Make a tape of all that "special" music that night and give to your girlfriend on her way out the door. Just tell her that the "night was memorable" and you saved it on cassette for her. NOTE: This ONLY works when you have a large supply of cassettes to give to each different girl each night. Besides what are the odds of HER having a cassette player to share it with her girl friends???? But enough about that. . ..now we are getting to the goodies of this whole deal. . ..(just like pimply faced Ethel popped her top for you when you were both 15). . .nevermind..onward and upward.
And now its time to get to the "meat of the matter" and that is it's 5 disk CD player and the 2, YES TWO, 250 watt floor speakers. I KNOW you have CD's so this one can't be a terrible shock to you. Just drop them in and hit the PLAY button. The power that will be generating from the 2 speakers will blow you away. Crank it up, put you girlfriend in front of it and she will think you have magic hands with the "vibes" she is getting. Hey, I said from the beginning it makes sh** happen.
I know, your asking "well what shape is it in?" I already told you that it was old. . .okay, that's not enough. It has a couple of scrapes on the some of the components and a couple of nicks on the speaker. The nicks were caused by Abigail (yea, I had an Abigail years ago) when this system got her all worked up and she decided she wanted to get the REAL vibe off the speakers like some women do about sitting on the washing machine when it's on the "spin cycle"..anyway, she and it went over. Result. . .couple of dings (she was dinghy anyway) but other than that and missing one of the buttons. . .this baby is ready to go where you have NOT EVER gone before. Kinda like Captain Kirk on Star Trek. If HE would have had this. . .he could have gotten more than that "WOOKIE WOMAN". . .I'm sure of it.
But enough about the system. I know you are wondering why I would want to part with such a "quiff" getter. Easy, both sh** and time fly and it's time for me to cut loose of some of my sh** and it's real life. Comes at you fast, bro. This isn't Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It's not his things he coulda or shoulda done or his whiney "If I only hadn't gone to that movie and got caught". But enough about him. Let's look at YOU and YOU being the first to purchase this gnarly, sex getting, behemoth of an American standard but originally imported Sony Stereo System. So, to encourage your thought process and guide you in the right direction look at it this way.
DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR best EX friend to buy this baby to use with YOUR BEST EX-GIRLFRIEND?
Hmmmm. Thought not. So, just shoot me an email with your phone number and I will call you back. I do that so REAL MEN with bowling sized balls that are really interested in what this baby can do will contact me and the candy ass, whiney scammers and spammers don't.
Can't buy but enjoyed it???? Hit the "best of craigslist" button and move on bro.
