True, as in 11, but only if you define "been to" loosely.
New York - spent a week there in December 2001, visited Buffalo and upstate as well
Maine - lived next door in New Brunswick and used to walk across to Calais to get ice cream
Nevada - several trade shows in Vegas, and also won a trip there with the girl friend
California - Christmas near Santa Cruz, Anaheim trade shows and other trips
Oregon - 2 weeks caving and other trips
Washington - quite a few times
Idaho - driven through to trade shows, spent a night there
Arizona - visited while on a trip to Vegas
Utah - drove through to Vegas, trade show in Salt Lake City
Hawaii - here's where it get's grey as I just touched down on the way to Australia
Illinois - see above, stopped at O'Hare while flying to Europe
TPBM can quote a reasonable facsimile of a few lines from the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch.