The "Almost a Catchphrase" Game

[old_tv_nut]

What was in the script before it was edited for the better, or the mistake the actor made on the first take...

"There's no place like Home Depot."

"Show me the monkey."

 

[old_tv_nut]

And one more:
"Hakuna Miata"

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Eh, what's up Doug?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

"Who slimes ya baby?" said The ghost of Telly savalas.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Morbid power to ya

- a zombie

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Th-th-th-th-th-that's all frogs!

-Porky Pig

 

[ETLS]

Greyhound: leave the drunk driving to us.

 

[bobsvinyl]

"Frankly, my dear, I won't eat those clams."

 

[bobsvinyl]

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our Seagram's."

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

C'mon mummy!

-Al Michaels

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Git-R-Lunch

-Larry the cable guy

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Here's your twine

-Bill Engval

 

[Cadillac Kid]

"Good Morning, Videokarma!"

-Robin Williams

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I love it when a platypus comes together.

-George Peppard

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

If your tulips are as tall as sunflowers, you just might have a green thumb.

-Jeff Foxworthy

 

[d-ray657]

The cribbing goes in before the name goes on.

 

[ETLS]

The quantity goes in before the blame goes on.

 

[d-ray657]

Bad spellers of the world untie.

 

[Hyperion]

Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Just one more thong..." Lieutenant Columbo