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Be careful, those Bic pens can get you in a lot of trouble. :yes: Back in the 70s, when they were still pretty new (I think), they had a certain commercial. A young lady was wearing a bikini, & attempted to clip the Bic pen to the top, right in the center. Well, it didn't clip, & fell between her mammaries. :banana: My cousin & I were around 8 or 9 probably, & that had us both rolling on the floor laughing. :D Unfortunately for him, his mom was a religious woman, & didn't see it from our point of view. ;)
 
Quoted from one of the reviews:

Normally I only use pens designed and created for real men, in colours appropriate to such instruments of masculinity - black like my chest hair or blue like the steely glint of my eyes, or the metallic paintwork of my convertible Mustang sportscar. Imagine then the situation I found myself in when, upon taking delivery of another shipment of motorbike parts and footballs, I reached for and grasped not my normal BIC pen, but a `BIC for Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen' (evidently ordered by my well-meaning, but ill-informed girlfriend whilst my back was turned). I knew something was wrong when I had to physically restrain my hands, gnarled and worn from a lifetime of rock-climbing and shark wrestling, from crushing the fragile implement like a Faberge egg. Things only went downhill from there.

Normally my hand writing is defined and strong, as if chiselled in granite by the Greek gods themselves, however upon signing my name I noticed that my signature was uncharacteristically meandering and looping. More worryingly the dots above the I's manifested themselves as hearts, and I found myself finishing off the signature with a smiley face and kisses. Obviously I had no choice but to challenge the delivery man to a gun fight on the rim of an erupting volcano in order to reassert my dominance. Had I not won this honourable duel this particular mistake might have resulted in a situation that no amount of expensive single malt whiskey and Cuban cigars could banish. I leave this review here as a warning to all men about the dangers of using this particular device, and suffice-it-to-say will return to signing my name with a nail gun as normal.
 
Because there just aren't enough pens sold anymore in this computer-driven e-paper world.
 
QUOTE=squirrelnest;6044732]"Designed to fit comfortably in a womans hand"....wonder if they are large pens....:D[/QUOTE]


:jawdrop: It went there.....(pffft)
 
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I love it when the amazon fake review brigade gets going!

;)

These pens arrived in the post and the wife, not knowing how to read as a proper woman shouldn't, gazed upon the parcel and immediately suffered a blushing of the cheeks. I, being the breadwinner, was not yet home to explain to her what this monstrosity was, so she quite naturally interpreted the item to be a phallocentric pleasure device of the loins. She somehow figured out how to open the parcel and pulled the product out. She became overwhelmed with the Condition and began to feverishly utilize the product inappropriately. I arrived home unawares of what transpired. Two days later I ended up hospitalized and wondering why my urine was amber in coloration. Had a simple instruction manual been included, I could have read it to my wife instead of forcing her to try to use her pea sized brain. Bad form, Bic!
 
I tried to pick up one of those pens but it rolled away from my masculine hands, by magnetic repulsion.
 
Quoted from one of the reviews:

Normally I only use pens designed and created for real men, in colours appropriate to such instruments of masculinity - black like my chest hair or blue like the steely glint of my eyes, or the metallic paintwork of my convertible Mustang sportscar. Imagine then the situation I found myself in when, upon taking delivery of another shipment of motorbike parts and footballs, I reached for and grasped not my normal BIC pen, but a `BIC for Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen' (evidently ordered by my well-meaning, but ill-informed girlfriend whilst my back was turned). I knew something was wrong when I had to physically restrain my hands, gnarled and worn from a lifetime of rock-climbing and shark wrestling, from crushing the fragile implement like a Faberge egg. Things only went downhill from there.

Normally my hand writing is defined and strong, as if chiselled in granite by the Greek gods themselves, however upon signing my name I noticed that my signature was uncharacteristically meandering and looping. More worryingly the dots above the I's manifested themselves as hearts, and I found myself finishing off the signature with a smiley face and kisses. Obviously I had no choice but to challenge the delivery man to a gun fight on the rim of an erupting volcano in order to reassert my dominance. Had I not won this honourable duel this particular mistake might have resulted in a situation that no amount of expensive single malt whiskey and Cuban cigars could banish. I leave this review here as a warning to all men about the dangers of using this particular device, and suffice-it-to-say will return to signing my name with a nail gun as normal.

I enjoyed that. So touching that he can let his guard down like that and show a bit of his feminine side :D
 
The only thing missing in the spelling of women gripping pens is "I"!


I wonder if a similar product aimed at men, advertising it's hefty size as better fitting a man's larger fingers, would be deemed "sexist"? Glad to see people having fun with this stuff!
 
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