The Reverse Questioning Game

[noogies]

Who were the headline stars in the post-COVID video-only remake of "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken"?

Two turntables and a microphone.

 

[screenersam]

What was found in the vault under neighbor Ted's vacation house? (which he borrowed three years ago and never returned...)

Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, and Duncan Hines.

 

[noogies]

What aging stars experienced a career boost due to their roles in the late '80s sit-com "The Syrup Chronicles"?

A thick gray fog dripping with pomegranate juice.

 

[screenersam]

What was the opening sentence of Hunter S. Thompson's lost classic 'Fear and Loathing in the Penobscot Juice Processing Plant'?

Magnum P.I., season three, episode twelve.

 

[noogies]

When was it revealed that Magnum was a Tourette's Syndrome survivor?

Balderdash and poppycock!

 

[bobsvinyl]

What is the name of the law firm you use?

Green eggs and ham.

 

[old_tv_nut]

What's on the back bottom shelf of the NIH refrigerator?

Baklava.

 

[noogies]

What do you get when you lie on your belly in the path of an active volcano?

It's alive!

 

[screenersam]

What do Betty White and Keith Richards have in common?

starring Hugh Studley, Ursula Lumbago, Loudon Wainright III, and Raymond Burr

 

[old_tv_nut]

What do you see in the end credits for Perry Mason when the titlist has been tippling too much?

Shredded wheat.

 

[screenersam]

what was the only breakfast cereal on the shelf in the grocery store this week?

the corner of 12th and Maple

 

[noogies]

What's located at 12th and Maple?

Some Aunt Jemima syrup, some Kaiser broiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors!

 

[Shominy]

What all will they be offended about next, in chronological order?

Silly Putty just does not taste like it used to.

 

[old_tv_nut]

What rumor is Play-Doh trying to promote?

Chicken gumbo.

 

[noogies]

What's the latest failed Breyer's flavor?

Now, that's just a shame.

 

[Shominy]

What did Fats Domino say to you when he knocked all of your dominos down?

I want better sound from my players.

 

[screenersam]

what did Bill Parcells never say when he was winning Super Bowls with the Giants?

"And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling police officers."

 

[old_tv_nut]

So, you hot wire patrol cars often?

"Some Day My Prince Will Come"

 

[noogies]

What did the staff sing back in the day when you dropped off your film at the Foto-Mat?

It can only be used for sexual gratification in wombats.

 

[screenersam]

Now that the war is over, what possible use can there be for the Semple Tankette developed in New Zealand?


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