The Reverse Questioning Game

[noogies]

What disclaimer does the Quaker Oats company legal department make them print on every box of Cap'n Crunch now?

The cause turned out to be an overstimulated raccoon.

 

[screenersam]

What caused the Wagner group to surrender?

The Aberdeen Prairie Hawks and the Point Pleasant Mothmen.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Who were the finalists in the Science Friction Baseball League?

Three t-nuts and a monkey wrench.

 

[RocketFoot]

What tools were in the Titan Submersible's emergency tool kit?

Strawberries, whip cream, chocolate syrup and a roll of duct tape.

 

[screenersam]

What did Ted ask his girlfriend for his birthday?

NASA denies any involvement.

 

[noogies]

What will happen when the sun finally goes supernova?

The telephone man grinned roguishly and tipped them a wink.

 

[old_tv_nut]

How did Alexander Graham Bell pick up telephone operators?

Down the block and around the corner.

 

[Shominy]

What did the mechanic say to himself as he was tracing down an oil leak?

Stuck In The Middle With You

 

[noogies]

What song should be (but isn't) popular at mosh pits?

"Take care of it conveniently and discreetly."

 

[old_tv_nut]

How does the dog get a kid's unwanted vegetables?

Two on and two out.

 

[noogies]

When is a good time to hit for the pitcher?

A fully-charged icing anointment utensil.

 

[screenersam]

What's the latest accessory in Ted's kitchen drawer?

red berries, white icing, blue ribbon beer.