Two Words That Sound the Same Game

[SuperjazzyJa]

This one is just for Chris (HK) Back in the 80s this happened:

Während des Urlaubs auf Deutsch wurde Mark eine Mark für eine Cola aufgelad

No, I don't speak Deutsch. I cheated and used Google translate.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

After Harry took the wings off his small, private airplane, I had to ask him to explain why he turned his plane into an x-plane.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The Robinsons were charter members of the club because they paid their dues and adhered to the dos and don'ts.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Fly, please fly away.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I turned right and ran right into the right person who could help me.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I turned right and ran right into the right person who could help me.

Did you write down the name of the right person?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Olga always wears red socks when she watches the red sox.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

If you use a battery powered device on Washington Monument, you're using D.C. in DC.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

A boy in a motor boat pointed to a channel marker and said, "Hey Dad! There's the bouy* you were looking for."

*Note: The word "bouy" is pronounced the same as "boy", NOT "boo-ie" contrary to popular belief.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The customer's daughter was a pretty sight at a recent job site.

 

[jay_moussy]

"You got mail!", said the male voice from AOL.

 

[usedto]

Do you often wake up to dew on the grass due to condensation?

Every day. My last name is Due.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Every day. My last name is Due.

That's due to the fact that your Dad passed his last name on to you.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Paul quit smoking by finishing his last Pall Mall.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

So Sue, did you sew the button back on your cuff?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When the dancers kept their expensive jackets on they swayed in suede.

 

[harman/kardon]

This one is just for Chris (HK) Back in the 80s this happened:

Während des Urlaubs auf Deutsch wurde Mark eine Mark für eine Cola aufgelad

No, I don't speak Deutsch. I cheated and used Google translate.

Very nice - sometimes Google translation does work!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Santa Claus let out a yell as he put the present under the tree and got scratched by cat claws.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I'm on a roll tonight as I glue together a new role model.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When Cupid was too tired to fly across the river, he saw a boat and the fairy took the ferry.