What???? Pet peeves about who has the biggest pet peeves!Arguing back & forth about whose peevy pet is most valid?
I was sitting in a dentist's waiting room. An older woman starts complaining that sitting for too long hurts her legs. Another older woman says, "That's nothing, I had knee surgery! If the weather is below 60ºF, I can't walk!"
The first replies, "You have it easy! I've had two knee replacements! It takes me 30 minutes to get out of bed! My daughter had to help me!"
The second woman, "At least you have an attentive daughter! My children moved to the other side of the country! And my husband won't respond to me anymore!"
First: "At least you have a husband! My dirty scumbag of a man up and left me 40 years ago, for some barmaid floozy!"
Second: "AND I get these debilitating migraine headaches every day! Every time this happens, one of my teeth is loose!"
First: "You think that you have it bad, at least you have teeth! I lost mine 40 years ago!"
I just kept doing crossword puzzles on the phone.




