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What shouldn't a 70 yo be talking to a 25yo about

Nightcleaner

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While Watching A Hard Days Night Wilfred Bramble was Talking to Ringo Starr. Ringo Starr said "You should not be talking to about things like that to me man of your age.

Is there anything you think that's inappropriate . Fast becoming a 69 yo myself Got me thinking
 
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... For instance ... that groan when you're standing up, followed by a satisfied "sigh!" ...

And of course the obverse ... a similar groan when sitting down, followed with a heart felt "ahhhhh!"

... ain't dead yet ... "whew!"

(I could go on and on about it - and probably will - something we old fartz tend to do, eh. Why, I was just talking about this very same thing just the other day ... zzzzzzzzz ...)
 
... For instance ... that groan when you're standing up, followed by a satisfied "sigh!" ...

And of course the obverse ... a similar groan when sitting down, followed with a heart felt "ahhhhh!"

... ain't dead yet ... "whew!"

(I could go on and on about it - and probably will - something we old fartz tend to do, eh. Why, I was just talking about this very same thing just the other day ... zzzzzzzzz ...)

Sorry man.
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Join the crowd ...

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Somebody pass this on, eh ... ;-}
 
Here's another interesting topic to steer away from ... grocery shopping ...

Was just out shopping and having fun spying on a fellow oldster picking thru every grape and banana in the store, selecting the chosen few, and putting them in another bag.

As fate would have it, I eventually ended up behind her in the checkout line, and she spent the whole time complaining to anyone who'd listen about how slow the checker was, how she was running late, and when it came her turn, she pulled out her rolodex of coupons and started sorting thru them. The cherry on top was when she ran her credit card, and as soon as the sale finalized, tried changing the purchase to another card.

If you all can't see the humor in that, I'll sell ya some of what I'm smokin, eh ... <G>

Oh. Had to give her bonus points - walked out to the lot, and after all that whining, there she was, car running, yakking on the cell and puffing a nail while someone waited behind her for her parking spot. Having the car half out of the slot with the backup lights still on were a rather nice touch I thought ...

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Zzzzzzzzzz ...
 
Here's another interesting topic to steer away from ... grocery shopping ...

Was just out shopping and having fun spying on a fellow oldster picking thru every grape and banana in the store, selecting the chosen few, and putting them in another bag.

As fate would have it, I eventually ended up behind her in the checkout line, and she spent the whole time complaining to anyone who'd listen about how slow the checker was, how she was running late, and when it came her turn, she pulled out her rolodex of coupons and started sorting thru them. The cherry on top was when she ran her credit card, and as soon as the sale finalized, tried changing the purchase to another card.

If you all can't see the humor in that, I'll sell ya some of what I'm smokin, eh ... <G>

Oh. Had to give her bonus points - walked out to the lot, and after all that whining, there she was, car running, yakking on the cell and puffing a nail while someone waited behind her for her parking spot. Having the car half out of the slot with the backup lights still on were a rather nice touch I thought ...

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Zzzzzzzzzz ...
And they say Millennials are the 'all about me' generation! LOL
 
When we were teens, my brother and I called the regular letter to Mom from Grandma "The Organ Report". Which relative had what going on with which bodily organs.

Now I have an Organ Report of my own...
 
Nothing. They're an adult.

scary hard to tell online though. Watching boomers on twitter co-opt and try to use memes, or just the way they type in general makes me cringe. Some of them look like illiterate 5 year olds.

on the other end most of the people I interact with are young enough to just barely, or actually be my children... which is weird when you deal with social/pop-culture, but I'm really immature. I'll probably act the same when I'm 60, 70, etc.. assuming I'm not dead.


Erectile Dysfunction, which stool softeners work best, chronic constipation, old people sex, your colonoscopy procedure, surprise flatulance, old age masturbation, prunes, Bigfoot, eating without teeth, boils, hemerroids, thoughts about homosexuality.

you would be extremely surprised at how many young people discuss these things.....and much, much, weirder stuff
 
As a 35 year old, stuff that ends up turning off 25 year olds in my experience
- good school districts
- Retirement planning and investment advice
- Real estate
- Marriage
- Traditional/Junk Food
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