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What's The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done?

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Be honest now. No sugar coating any bonehead actions done in the past!

Myself, being mechanically minded, since a young age I used to take anything and everything apart to see how it worked. Whether or not these items ever worked again is another story. What does come to mind is a Harman Kardon 330A which I bought brand new and still own. It was the centerpiece for the parties we used to have in the 70's and was always on when we were home.

One day the cover came off to see what made it tick. I didn't have a clue what a cap or a diode was but did understand transistors a bit from what I had read. What I did discover was the speakers would develop more bass by turning these twisty things (VR's) inside it while the unit was up and running. Yup, that was my introduction to adjusting idling current and DC balance. Dohh! It was also around this time the unit made several trips to the shop for repairs as it would constantly blow output and driver transistors but that was probably due more to the high volumes demanded of it on party nights.

Something else I think about is an old open tube radio amp I used to have when I was a kid. It was probably from the 30's or 40's as the speaker had several wires going to it and we used to call it a power speaker. I took the speaker out of my six transistor pocket radio and it worked as a microphone when hooked up to the amp. Kind of a homemade PA system.

What I do remember well though is the light tingling electric shock I would get when handling the open chassis while sitting on a tiled concrete floor down in the basement. Now I realize it was probably a hot chassis I was playing with and was a 'short' step away from meeting my maker if I had touched one of the exposed plumbing pipes down there at the same time! Yup, I feel lucky today!
 
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The dumbest thing? Seriously? You think I'd post it? Down the list a bit, I had a beautiful Fisher tube preamp. It had switchable RIAA curves. Probably a 400 CX-2. I wanted to clean it so I gave it a quick wipe with some solvent. Every letter, logo and marking instantly gone forever. Hard lesson and never forgotten.
 
Back in the '80's a new hire at the company I worked at said he didn't like earning money for others and wanted to start his own business doing something similar. He then asked if I wanted to go in with him, even partners. I said that there were already a couple new upstarts in the area and this wasn't a good time to start another.

I'm retired, but a couple years back I ran into a fella who was working in that line of business and asked who he worked for. Turns out it was the guy who asked me to be a partner. I told the guy to tell him hello for me the next time he sees him. He says he never sees him. He's a multi millionaire and runs things from Florida.

Big oops on my part. Didn't have his vision.
 
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Not going after a few girls in high school that I knew were into me. In retrospect, I realize that each of them was pretty cool...

As far as audio goes, I wouldn't say that I regret buying, selling, repairing or modifying any gear, but I do regret getting rid of some records, records that I wish I still had... some of which are hard to find and expensive. Also, being someone who has been a crate digger for years, there's a number of records that I passed on that I wish that I had picked up for the low prices that they were selling for. There are a few pretty common titles that I didn't care about before, but are now on my list that used to be cheap everywhere and now with the whole vinyl craze in full effect are more than I want to pay for them.
 
Ok so I will just stay with audio here. It was about a year ago and I had 2 Scott r376 receivers, one I had completely recapped and replaced lights in. The other was stock. I was going through stuff and decided to just donate the receiver that was stock. Took it to salvation army and didn't think twice. About 3 weeks later I decided to get the scott out and hook it up. Turned it on and found only 2 lights worked. Realized I donated the receiver that I had spent many hours on and was pretty pissed for a while. Needless to say the receiver was not at the store anymore so someone ended up with one hell of a good deal.
 
Wow! If those are the dumbest things you guys have done, I’m going to just keep my mouth shut. Anyway, it’s hard to isolate the dumbest thing. As best as I can tell, my stupidity hasn’t killed anyone…yet.

Not sure anyone will post the actual dumbest thing they have ever done.

Here is one more really dumb thing I did. In my early 20s I ran hobby stock race car on dirt track. It was a very fun thing for my dad and I to do together. We ran 3 races a weekend and usually had to change gears between the different tracks, 3/8 or 1/2 mile tracks. One race on a Friday the car just didn't have to go go it should have had. After the feature race it hit me. Some how I forgot to change gears. The last track we ran on the previous Sunday was a 1/2 mile track. The one I was running was 3/8 so I had higher gears in. Man did I feel dumb, how in the hell did I not remember to change gears?
 
Navy, messenger of the watch. Shifted and cleaned lube oil strainers on the SSTGs (ships service turbo generators)and left the vent open. The electrician on watch reported the leak. I ran to the chief and reported (yelled) MAJOR LUBE OIL LEAK #1 SSTG. The Chief knew what it was without even looking. What a mess, lucky no damage. If there had been I would’ve ended up in the brig. Boneheaded move for sure.
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Here’s a good one
A good friend somehow always came up with blown stereo gear and would invite me over to strip vintage equipment so he could use parts to build higher power Frankenstein SS amps.
I remember visiting and seeing a pile of pioneer and kenwood silver going under the knife more than once.

I was too busy playing with Magnepan speakers and Carver components to care much.
Also at that time I had 10 years of working in retail audio that I was too burnt out to care and soon after went back to school
 
I had a Fisher console pull that I ran until it blew up back in the 90’s. Instead of repairing it and having a fantastic vintage tube receiver, I tossed it in the trash.

I did something similar. It was 1995. There was no eBay or Craigslist, and "vintage" audio hadn't really taken hold yet. Nor had the internet. I had no computer. I had a Pioneer CT-F1250 that needed belts. A Pioneer QRX-949 with no output, and a Sherwood "nixie-tube" tuner that some IC pins were corroded. Cassette's, 4-ch, and nixie tubes were all passe at that point. All three got tossed in a dumpster.
 
When I had my first Magnepan speakers ( SMGa's) I was using an old B&K ST 140 amp to drive them. I would blow speaker fuses from time to time, so I thought the speakers were fairly well protected. The B&K had a major failure and passed rail voltage through one channel, cooking the mylar in the bass/midrange part of that panel. The fuse only protects the tweeter coil in that design, lesson learned.
 
not audio related: back in the aughts, I was living part time with my now ex wife in the Kensington neighborhood of Brooklyn. A kid who was probably on drugs came up to me with his hands in his hoodie, possibly holding a gun, at least he was acting like he had a gun. He told me to give him my wallet and my phone. Now, I'm 6'8" (203cm to you euros) and at the time, weighed about 260 pounds. I told him that he really should find an easier target. He looked up at me, lowered his eyes and walked away. The next day, a friend got shot in the same area.
 
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