Whats your favorite quote?

[pmsummer]

I have too many favorites. But here's a good one.

"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen."

- Bob Edwards

 

[pmsummer]

"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas."

-- David Crockett

 

[jazzcan]

Overestimating the intelligence of my fellow man has always been my greatest character defect

I understand that about as much as a hog looking at a wristwatch

Dogs are a gift from God

 

[PickyEars81]

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

 

[313guy]

Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.

Churchill

(the cat had some great ones, IMHO)

 

[chauncy]

"Pair off in groups of three, line up in circle over-there" .......uhhhh.....what now......

 

[grillebilly]

All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree
John Adams

 

[ebacon]

Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.

Churchill

(the cat had some great ones, IMHO)

That's beautiful. Never heard it before.

 

[grillebilly]

another one from the fourth president of the US
Because power corrupts, society's demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases.

 

[JJJimmy]

"Jimmy, some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way"

Maybe not a REAL quote, but my favorite song line of all.

 

[WhiteSE]

Happier than a dog with 2 tails

 

[mulester7]

.....one I came up with years ago...."Ask Not, Get Not".....

 

[cool9]

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

 

[finnbow]

"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish f*ck in it."
-- W. C. Fields

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
-- Mae West

 

[Tetrode]

"The great way is very level,but people greatly delight in tortuous paths"

Lao Tzu

 

[mrreality13]

My grandfather tough me this 1

"No matter how tall or how short you are you have to travel the same distance to kiss some ones ass":yes:

 

[Bozzmonster]

"Never trust a fart."

My favorite line from the movie 'The Bucket List.'

 

[jimfet]

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

 

[Littletoot]

One I live by... He who laughs has not been told the terrible news.

Or: For every complicated question, there's a simple answer. The only trouble is, it's wrong.

Last One: I would never advocate Sex, Drugs 'n Rock N Roll, but they've always worked for me. (HST)

OK, One More: As your lawyer I would advise you to start drinking heavily. (HST, again)

OK,OK No More!: You can't go lookin' for the American Dream in a goddamned Volkswagen! (RIP HST)

 

[Markw]

See my signature line.