"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[DonQuixote99]

When I did a Moon over Miami, I was glad I didn't know anyone in Miami.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I was glad I didn't know anyone in Miami, I made like a shepherd and got the flock outta there!

 

[Imprecise]

When I got the flock outta there, it was by sheer luck.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When it was by sheer luck, the sheep were cooler and I was warmer.

 

[Imprecise]

When the sheep were cooler and I was warmer, the lady was hot.

 

[highvoltage_]

When the lady was hot, I was ready.

 

[Imprecise]

When I was ready, she developed a headache.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When she developed a headache, it hurt me too.

 

[noogies]

When I was hurt, I drank heavily.

 

[vinowino]

When I drank heavily, in the morning I would swear I would not touch a drop again.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I swore I wouldn't touch a drop again, a drop fell from the bottle onto my finger.

 

[highvoltage_]

When a drop fell from the bottle onto my finger, I realized it was time to buy more.

 

[Imprecise]

When I realized it was time to buy more, I also realized the stores were closed.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I realized the stores were closed, I made a note to go tomorrow.

 

[noogies]

When I made a note to go to the store tomorrow, that made me realize that I still had nothing to drink tonight.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I realized that I still had nothing to drink tonight, it made me want to cry in my beer.

 

[Route 66]

When I cry in my beer, it get's salty.

 

[Te-Te]

When it gets salty, it makes the beer flow freely.

 

[highvoltage_]

When it makes the beer flow freely, I have to go to the bathroom more often.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I have to go to the bathroom more often, my bladder is getting old.