"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[noogies]

When they start shooting horses, I'm outta there.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I'm outta there, my friends all leave too.

 

[Shominy]

When all my friends leave, I can do what I want again.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I can do what I want again, I usually take a nap.

 

[Shominy]

When I take a nap, I dream of unspoken windowless speaker vans with vanity plates.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I dream of unspoken windowless speaker vans with vanity plates, I get the sensation of skiing down Mt. Everest.

 

[Te-Te]

When I get the sensation of skiing down Mt. Everest, I'm slipping on ice in my driveway.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I'm slipping on ice in my driveway, I pray not to hit anything.

 

[Shominy]

When I pray to not hit anything, I do.

 

[noogies]

When I do hit something, it hurts like hell.

 

[ETLS]

When it hurts like hell, I slid off the roof.

 

[noogies]

When you slid off the roof I felt real bad.

 

[ETLS]

When I felt real bad, I bounce right back up.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I bounce right back up, I hit my head on the ceiling.

 

[Shominy]

When I hit my head on the ceiling, I am dizzy.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I am dizzy, I take the Tommy Roe album off the turntable.

 

[Te-Te]

When I take the Tommy Roe Album off the Turntable, I flip it and play the B side.

 

[Shominy]

When I play the B side, I find a gem.

 

[ETLS]

When I find a gem, I add it to my collection.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I add it to my collection, it increases the amount of clutter in my house.