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Another CL scam ...or not? I'm confused!

Should I mail him a box full of bricks or just let it go?

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I would not go through with this 'sale' - you will probably be sorry at the end.

???You're kidding, right???

EDIT: What I should have said is you don't really think that the OP is actually going through with it, do you?
No offense intended.
 
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The things you do when bored..... No, I wouldn't sell "the item" to this guy.
Besides he never even mentioned what it is. Tells a lot, isn't it?
 
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The latest from th "Buyer":


ok thanks for your reply.... and what do you mean by this?........May
Allah guard your big hart (Side Effects May Include...nausea,
vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, painful rectal
itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, and mental
retardation)

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

Oye.


Ha! Is he finally reading my emails???????????

Me:

Nothing, it's just our little prayer for you to be healthy.....

So what about shipping?
 
out of curiousity i did some googling on religion in nigeria,

if our scammer is indeed nigerian, you have only a 50.4% chance of him being of islam, theres a near equal chance he is christian.

according to wikipedia anyway, which as we are all aware, if its printed on the internet, its true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Nigeria

I only mention it because, well, I thought it was interesting.(and its been brought up previously)
 
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And we have touchdown!!!!!!!!
Nigeria it is!!!!

"Buyer":

okay. thanks for your reply

don't bother about the shipping payment, i will pay you for all effort
made so far also another $30 extra having calculated the total amount
together with shipping.

Th total amount of the item is $200+$30extra, after you send it, let
me know how much u spent for shipping.

So can you ship the item today and let me have the tracking number for
shipping for me to believe that the item has been confirmed shipped.

That will give me full access to the payment so that you get your
money as soon as possible.

Here is the shipping address...

Name: John Paul
Address: No 20, Osoba road, Oke-ilewo
City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun State
Country:Nigeria
Code:23439

Best Regards
 
So he wants you to ship before getting paid? That's a new twist on the Nigerian scam, I think.
 
John Paul.

Named after the Pope.

That doesn't sound Islamic.

I have to say that if I lived in the conditions that "John Paul" lives in (assumed abject poverty and little education or opportunity) and I had access to the internet I'd probably try the same thing.

You have to realize that outside the US we're thought of as unbelievably rich and rather stupid. This fact is born out by our foreign policy and the conduct of many Americans abroad.

I'm just saying.

In the interest of good sportsmanship I believe that a little long distance toying with is definitely the order of the day.

Continue on.

Eric
 
It doesn't really matter where the person was born and how he was raised. What matters is it a honest man who makes his living by working hard or.....this guy is just a perfect example of an opposite. I'm typing my reply to him as we speak and will post it soon. Have to stall him a bit more.
 
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Let's put some fat worm on a hook.
Me:

Dear Olamilekan,

I assume I will get some proof of payment made before I start my journey to the nearest Fedex location?
Also I'd like to ask if you will be interested in more lucrative deal?
Our holy order of St. Thomas and Aruba helps one very famous computer company by building their products (cell phones and laptops) in our caves.
We do not accept money from them for our labor.
However they let us have some percentage of our production and sell it in order to support ourselves and our charities.
Will you be interested in purchasing several dozens of brand new high-end laptops and smartphones as a graduation gifts for all your children?
Prices are extremely low.
I will patiently wait for your approval and hope we can conclude our business
with fiery pleasure of a rectal exam!
May Allah grant you pleasant tinkling in your testicles!
 
Let's put some fat worm on a hook.
Me:

Dear Olamilekan,

I assume I will get some proof of payment made before I start my journey to the nearest Fedex location?
Also I'd like to ask if you will be interested in more lucrative deal?
Our holy order of St. Thomas and Aruba helps one very famous computer company by building their products (cell phones and laptops) in our caves.
We do not accept money from them for our labor.
However they let us have some percentage of our production and sell it in order to support ourselves and our charities.
Will you be interested in purchasing several dozens of brand new high-end laptops and smartphones as a graduation gifts for all your children?
Prices are extremely low.
I will patiently wait for your approval and hope we can conclude our business
with fiery pleasure of a rectal exam!
May Allah grant you pleasant tinkling in your testicles!

Classic. Just wet myself.
 
I have to say that if I lived in the conditions that "John Paul" lives in (assumed abject poverty and little education or opportunity) and I had access to the internet I'd probably try the same thing.

Well, I for one, did grow up in poverty, with little educational opportunities available. However, not for one second would I consider deceiving someone out of their money or property. :nono:
Perhaps the scammer should use his internet connection for a more noble purpose.
I am tired of hearing, "individuals commit crimes because of poverty."
 
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Well, I for one, did grow up in poverty, with little educational opportunities available. However, not for one second would I consider deceiving someone out of their money or property. :nono:
Perhaps the scammer should use his internet connection for a more noble purpose.
I am tired of hearing, "individuals commit crimes because of poverty."

+1 :thmbsp: Absolutely..........
 
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Oh, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banana::banana::banana::banana:

"Buyer":

ok thanks for your reply.

i understand your comment and making large profit of deal is no problem

So let me have details for available laptops and smartphones, i mean
"names, prices and quantity available" then i will know make my
purchase as soon as possible....plsss i really need to save time.

i think with this, the deal will be more faster and easier to make
payment being a lucrative deal.

Thanks

Ola.
 
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Me:

Ola,

We build MacBook Pro with 19" screen and iPhones G4.
You can find all the specifications on Apple web site.
Price depends on a quantity desired.
Please let me know who many do you wish to purchase.

May the brightness of God's face light your path in life
and provide you with great savings on your electric bills (same
as Hi gives us in our dark caves of Connecticut mountain peaks)


Should I ask him to provide prepaid shipping label for 100 lbs box (full of holy rocks) to Nigeria???
 
There's almost always a few giveaways in these: the urgent need to buy NOW...never any indication of what it is that they want to buy NOW...the superfluous mention of wanting "to give as a gift to a son 'schooling' out of state" (or graduating college/getting married/whatever)...and, of course...convoluted shipping & payment arrangements. The majority of us see though this crap nearly instantly...it's the .01% out there that makes these profitable.
 
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