Bon Jovi RIP....not!!!

[nashvillebill]

An earlier news report that Bon Jovi had succumbed to a heart attack apparently is not true. According to his spokesman he is alive and playing at a show tonight.

(insert any number of "Wanted Dead or Alive" quips here)

 

[cubby01]

Kim Bonj Il?

 

[Fast_Eddie]

Kim Jong is dead? I didn't eve know he was Il!

 

[Mystic]

Kim Jong is dead? I didn't eve know he was Il!

Besides mentally, for many years?

 

[Mystic]

As for BJ, physically fine; artistically...

 

[poppachubby]

I guess I will put away my candles and copy of Slippery When Wet.

 

[ducati_EL34]

so this "news" item is... much ado about nothing???

 

[Pandovski]

Why not....

 

[chard306]

A friend of mine is a huge Bon Jovi fan, if there sold Bon Jovi underwear (and they probably do) she would wear proudly on the outside of her pants. I felt bad for her when I heard the news, don't new service HAVE to check their sources?

 

[Mystic]

Best news of all might be that we'll be spared the Bon Jovi tributes that were sure to follow.

Still, we can't be too hard on a guy who is involved in charity work dedicated to the improvement of the greater good: Bon Jovi's Soul Kitchen

 

[ducati_EL34]

A friend of mine is a huge Bon Jovi fan, if there sold Bon Jovi underwear (and they probably do) she would wear proudly on the outside of her pants. I felt bad for her when I heard the news, don't new service HAVE to check their sources?

How naive of you…


Vacuum tubes are where it's at!

 

[gearhound]

I hope they didn't start to embalm him before he woke up?

Steve

 

[Gregoire]

He looks embalmed already... or is that botox!

 

[Dan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Overheard one time... "Do you like Bon Jovi?" "Oh, yes! I think it smells wonderful!"

 

[Estring]

It was actually Kim Jong Il.

 

[Mystic]

Overheard one time... "Do you like Bon Jovi?" "Oh, yes! I think it smells wonderful!"

Perfect.