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Brennan's Iron Law

VintageStereo:

  • Must sound like a bag of cats
  • If I post good pics on my site, and talk them up, i can sell them for big money!
  • If the speaker doesn't use a symmetrical layout and toroids, it's not good.
 
CarlV's requirements:

  • Damn, i'm glad Newman stays out of the McForum
  • Must survive 3 TB of godawful music
  • Somebody say POT?
 
RichPA said:
Celt's requirements are simple:
  • Must not cause trouble in the Speakers Forum
  • Must not cause trouble in the Speakers Forum
  • Must not cause trouble in the Speakers forum

(subject to editing by Forum Moderator, of course :D)
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:D It's all true! (Although you forgot to mention cheap horn loaded drivers.)
 
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ejfud said:
doucanoe

*Compression drivers the size of melons!
*I'll buy anything with a tube in it!
*Projects, projects and more projects!
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Addendum to doucanoe purchase requirements.

1) Must always recommend to others to access real needs and then purchase accordingly. Then forgeting about his own advice, buy something that will go into the basement to possibly never to be seen again.

2) Never impulse purchase a tube console that will not fit into the back of a Chevy Impala without the use of a sawsall. Or of course, a friend that can help out.

3) Always purchase so that you are at least 10 projects ahead of your completed work.

4) If it hums, it must be good.




ejfud purchase requirements.



1) You shouldn't buy any speaker that does not need a nifty reveneer.

2) No more vintage tube integrateds. Well, maybe a few more.

3) Must always recommend to others to access real needs and then purchase accordingly. Then forgeting about his own advice, buy something that will go into the basement to possibly never to be seen again.

:D

RC
 
I need to go clean up. I just spit wine all over the monitor and I think I may have crapped myself.

cubdog
 
Inspiribomb's Law:

  • Made by NHT
  • oh wait, no...PARADIGM!
  • Check out my turbocoupe and my supermodel girlie friend!
 
Strawman's Law:

  • Let's meet for a beer!
  • Well piss up a rope! What did the cat do to my sump pump!!!
  • That piss up a rope (PUAR) was some damn funny stuff. I'm going to have to write that one down.
 
doucanoe said:
Addendum to doucanoe purchase requirements.


4) If it hums, it must be good.




ejfud purchase requirements.



1) You shouldn't buy any speaker that does not need a nifty reveneer.

2) No more vintage tube integrateds. Well, maybe a few more.

3) Must always recommend to others to access real needs and then purchase accordingly. Then forgeting about his own advice, buy something that will go into the basement to possibly never to be seen again.

:D

RC
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I wanted to mention the hum, but at least you have a huge electro-magnet in your house!:lmao:

Yep, that's me in a nut shell. I think I spend more of your money for you than you do.
 
AlleyKat's Iron Law:

  • All speakers will sound better with an entech and these suckers will believe this ****, too. hahahhaha
  • I think I need more real estate to store Henry's stack at Newman's
  • I'll make up names of Bands/Musicians to see if anyone ever notices
 
Bully's Law:

  • I prefer solid state speakers to tubed speakers
  • 1979-1981, 875.00 retail, used value 300.00. Great speakers, I've got two pairs in teh living room that don't get enough play.
  • Any speakers playing tunes from my onkyo T-9, with the fine Concept 16.5 receiver as the amp. Dual mono power supply. 1977, 800 retail. I sold my G-9700 and don't miss it.
 
Jack just PM'd offering to sell me his iron law... local pickup only!

What am I gonna do with two?
 
Wardsweb's Laws:

  • Where's my buttercup paint?
  • This speaker needs more acrylic and blue backlighting.
  • I should make a website about this thread.
 
Echowars Laws:

  • How do you expect me to listen to speakers with all this work I have to do?
  • I wonder if this oscilloscope will make sound?
  • How can I grow extra arms so I can post and solder at the same time?
 
Billfort's Laws:

  • Enters chat to find newman saying: "Altec owners are morons!" (takes notes)
  • Enter's chat to see newman ripping on SE amps (takes notes)
  • Enters chat to find newman ripping on thin gauge wire (takes notes)
 
McIntosh Laws:

  • Send thank you note to masterlu
  • Send Plaque to Masterlu
  • Hope that Masterlu builds an addition.
 
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