Stumbles into kitchen, finds refrigerator. Opens door, manages to find coffee bin.
Blankly loads coffee grinder with beans, throws switch; hears awful loading noise, then nothing.
Ahh crap,... technical difficulties before coffee. How the heck am I to figure this out??
OK,... tried bouncing grinder around a bit to see if it is just jammed; nope.
Unplugs grinder to see if its an outlet issue,.. but first removes little glass catch jar, to avoid breaking it (this is a major achievement before coffee).
I move coffee grinder over to the other counter area, and plug it back in. I throw the switch, and, bingo, we have coffee grinding,......
except for that glass catchment jar that is over on the other counter,.. the one removed to avoid breaking it.
Ahh crap, fresh ground coffee is all over the base of the machine, and spilling out on the counter top.
I break out a paper towel, and put the entire grinder thing on it, and start brushing coffee grinds onto the paper towel, and, then, brushing the pile off of the countertop.
Fortunately, a granite countertop, so, I sweep it all into the glass jar.
Coffee grinding catastrophe aside....
I fill the tea pot to boil some water, and, hit the power switch,... and walk away for the five minutes that it takes to boil up some water.
I come back those minutes alter, and realize that the tea pot is plugged into the same god dang outlet that failed with the coffee grinder, and it never heated the water.
So, I move the tea pot over the the other side of the counter, and try again.
This time success.
OK,... it looks like I need to replace the outlet (as the easiest hoped for fix), right?
I moved everything back into place, and it all works well now. WTF?? Is this just a bad waking nightmare morning?
My theory.,... just a rough day before having coffee.