Do you remember any kids rhymes/jingles

[Subtraction]

I remember a few here's one

Winston tastes good
Like a cigarette should
No filter no flavor
Just a rotten piece of paper

 

[geezin']

Yeah but most aren't polite in mixed company.

 

[orsen]

plop, plop
fizz, fizz
oh what a relief it is


a little dab will do ya!

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[Subtraction]

That's true most are definitely NSFW at least the good ones

Here's another

Marijuana
Marijuana
LSD
LSD
Scientists make it
Teachers take it
Why can't we ?

 

[Subtraction]

The sky is blue
The grass is green
Get off your butt
And join the Marines !

 

[BSome]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

In am stuck on Bandaid Brand cause Bandiad's stuck on me.

My bologna has a first name It's OSCAR.... You all know it

We could go on and on. One of my favorites

Where's The Beef

 

[highvoltage_]

The sky is blue
The grass has riz
I wonder where
the flowers is?

 

[Bill S]

I remember many songs from grade school music class. Is that what you're looking for?
Little Red Caboose.
Dr Ironbeard.
Jenny Jenkins
Etc.

 

[GordonW]

There's a humorous old one, revised and repeated on the end of the Supertramp song "It's Raining Again"

"It's raining, it's pouring,
The old man is snoring...
He went to bed and he bumped his head,
And he couldn't get up in the morning... "

Regards,
Gordon.

 

[GordonW]

And of course, there's the old classic that starts: "Jinigle Bells, Batman smells..."

Regards,
Gordon.

 

[Bill Ashton]

How much wood
Could a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck
Could chuck wood?

 

[Bill Ashton]

My wife taught all our kids the whole Itsy Bitsy Spider song in Finnish...complete with the finger movements.

"Hama hama hakki, kiipes langalle..."

(Cannot type proper "a's" in first two words)

 

[Bill Ashton]

Ring around the Rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall down.

 

[Bill Ashton]

My father would sing with us when we're small and play the harmonica before we went to bed. The Wreck Of The Old 97 comes to mind that he played and we sang...

She was going down the grade at 90 miles an hour when the whistle broke into a scream,
He was found in the wreck with his hand on the throttle, a scaled to death by the steam.

 

[John James]

Ring around the Rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall down.

Wasn't this one about a plague in Europe?

 

[highvoltage_]

Wasn't this one about a plague in Europe?

That's a popular theory, but in reality it has no connection. The Great Plague in London was in 1665, this song didn't appear in print until the 1880's.

 

[cwall99]

Lots, but I can now only recall the ones I created my own dirty lyrics for.

 

[dfunghi]

There was the jingle about crossing the street in NY.

Don’t cross in the middle ……

Esso (humble, exxon) had a jingle about a tiger in your tank

Drive a Chevrolet, in the USA……

 

[leesonic]

Ring around the Rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall down.

I know the third line as "atishoo atishoo" as in sneezing.

 

[leesonic]

"You shall have a fishy
on a little dishy,
you shall have a fishy,
when the boat comes in."

"The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea,
in a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some money and plenty of honey,
wrapped up in a five pound note".