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Favorite Simpsons quote?

tyeeslayer

tyeeslayer

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If you like it or not The Simpsons are part of our culture. As such, the things said seem to make it in to our every day speech. So what is your favorite quote from the show?
Mine is my signature, but to start this thread off I will through out one more.
"Why do I have to have three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three monies." Homer J.
 
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It's not a quote

but the episode where Homer adopts an hispanic boy.like a big brother to make bart jealous and Homer and the kid are on a roof looking at the sunset and the kid goes
Pepe: I love you mister Homer
Homer: Ahh I love you too Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe
 
There are sooo many:

Mark Hamill:: Homer, use the forks...

Flanders:: Rod, your gonna fall. Rod:: I am? Wahhhh...

Nelson:: melts in your mouth, not in your pants...

Homer:: I don't care about farmers, I get my food from the grocery store...

Homer:: Being the president is easy, just point the Army and shoot...
 
After marrying a showgirl in Vegas, Marge finds out and kicks Homer out. Homer says:
"Ohh... Of all the things to ever come back and bite me in the ass, this is the worst!"
 
When Marge tries to help Lisa recycle:

Lisa: "No, Mom....you're mixing polypropylene with poly-URETHANE!"


The Irish Catholic priest to Minister Lovejoy: "Why don't you go sleep with your WIFE!"

When Homer helps out with the community taking Flander's spot, Nelson is riding his bike and points at Ned and chastises: "You got usurped!".....then passes by again on the bike and retorts: "I said usurped" (because no one would have thought he would even know what that word means, LOL)
 
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"I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."
 
Simpson Halloween special
Bart: Dad we did something really bad
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: no
Homer: did you raise the dead?
Bart: yes
Homer: but the cars OK?
Bart: yeah
Homer : ok
 
certainly paraphrasing however -

Someone tells Homer the reason whatever happened or he did what he did was because he is "Highly susceptible to suggestion" the stunned befuddled Homer sitting staring blankly into the swamp of time mumbles underneath his breath. " I am susceptible to suggestion."

RIP : "Grimey" Grimes
 
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