Madtech, that isn't yer wife offering you a beer to let her out is it ?
Bad news is, I now own six sets of speakers. My wife's gonna be happy.

The cabs may be beat up, but the drivers look to be in quite good shape overall (despite the one woofer issue that can be fixed). That "veneer" is only vinyl, so you could put a real veneer on them. I think I recall seeing a thread not long ago where someone did that with a pair and they looked excellent.
I figure she has three closets worth of clothes in the house, I have one half of one ... No, that won't work.