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Is Paris Hilton an AKer?

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bluesky said:
Paris Hilton can't even figure out how to put gas in her car. She didn't even know that she ran out of gas, in her car.

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AKer? How is she ever going to figure out how to operate a stereo?
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I think you're confusing "reality TV" with "reality."

Quite frankly, short of some sort of brain damage, there is no way on Earth a grandchild of Conrad Hilton could be that dumb.
 
Sam Cogley said:
I think you're confusing "reality TV" with "reality."



Quite frankly, short of some sort of brain damage, there is no way on Earth a grandchild of Conrad Hilton could be that dumb.
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Really? I'm Conrad Hilton, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I see an ocean of women before me. I pick one.

Do I pick the smart one or the hot one? You're kidding, right? I pick the hottest one! But is she smart? WTF do I care? I'm f-ing Conrad f-ing Hilton!

I'm Conrad Hilton Jr. My mom was hot but not too smart but dad was a freaking genius. I own two mansions and two yachts....

Well. You can see where this is going unless you're a fourth generation Hilton in which case "look! Sparkly lights!"


Sent from my TARDIS at the restaurant at the end of the universe while eating Phil.
 
MannyE said:
Really? I'm Conrad Hilton, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I see an ocean of women before me. I pick one.

Do I pick the smart one or the hot one? You're kidding, right? I pick the hottest one! But is she smart? WTF do I care? I'm f-ing Conrad f-ing Hilton!

I'm Conrad Hilton Jr. My mom was hot but not too smart but dad was a freaking genius. I own two mansions and two yachts....

Well. You can see where this is going unless you're a fourth generation Hilton in which case "look! Sparkly lights!"


Sent from my TARDIS at the restaurant at the end of the universe while eating Phil.
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His progeny have generally been quite shrewd. Not a guarantee that all of them will be, but it still seems far more likely that Paris is a lot smarter than her public persona.
 
Sandy G said:
As far as I know, there's only been ONE "Sort-Of" celebrity here, a fella called Anden. He was Sterling Hayden's son.
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:no: Ben Folds came here to ask mastering advice on one of his albums. He ever accepted my friend request! I ran into him at Jerry's Records a few months later and we had a nice chat that included mention of AK.
 
Sam Cogley said:
His progeny have generally been quite shrewd. Not a guarantee that all of them will be, but it still seems far more likely that Paris is a lot smarter than her public persona.
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Hey Data.... Picard says the humor chip is here. :)

Waits.


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Think I'd have to go w/Manny E. on this one. Paris impresses me as the sort who would have difficulty walking & chewing Gum at the same time... But she's reasonably pretty, & LOADED, so she likely won't ever have to worry where her next Pate' De Foix Gras is coming from..
 
Sandy G said:
As far as I know, there's only been ONE "Sort-Of" celebrity here, a fella called Anden. He was Sterling Hayden's son. Sterling was a character actor back in the Fifties thru the Seventies, his most "Famous" role was in "Dr Strangelove", he was the mad USAF general who sent his planes to bomb Russia. He was matched up w/Peter Sellers, & held his own in scenes w/both of them. Anden hasn't posted in a long time. I had a few PMs back forth w/him, he seemed to be a regular sort of fella. There COULD be others, but maybe they just prefer to remain "Anoymous"...
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Balderdash. You are letting a certain media culture control who is designated 'celebrity.' I think this board is packed with celebrities. Absolutely packed! I go gosh wow constantly at the brilliant, talented, and wonderfully funny and friendly people I get to interact with here! :banana:
 
Sam Cogley said:
I think you're confusing "reality TV" with "reality."

Quite frankly, short of some sort of brain damage, there is no way on Earth a grandchild of Conrad Hilton could be that dumb.
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It's true.

Hey, it's not a problem though. If you run out of gas... car is broken. Just buy a new car that doesn't have those kind of problems.
 
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MannyE said:
Really? I'm Conrad Hilton, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I see an ocean of women before me. I pick one.

Do I pick the smart one or the hot one? You're kidding, right? I pick the hottest one! But is she smart? WTF do I care? I'm f-ing Conrad f-ing Hilton!

I'm Conrad Hilton Jr. My mom was hot but not too smart but dad was a freaking genius. I own two mansions and two yachts....

Well. You can see where this is going unless you're a fourth generation Hilton in which case "look! Sparkly lights!"


Sent from my TARDIS at the restaurant at the end of the universe while eating Phil.
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Conrad Hilton? I'd say you sound more like Tom Vu. "You think these women like me because I'm good looking? Noooo, they like me because I am riiich!"
 
This thread is almost as bad as the rampant ageist whining threads. Some people really need to have their BS detectors recalibrated.
 
BillyBatts said:
...Put her in a group and sooner or later everybody has what she's got...
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$200 Million and inheriting power of half of $2+ Billion? :banana:

There is a certain irony in that a woman who first became famous for not knowing what a WalMart is, and having never been in one, is now the fantasy focus of a group of renowned cheapskates.

Seriously, though, this thread is starting to circle the bowl... let's give Paris a break, wherever she is.
 
Negotiableterms said:
$200 Million and inheriting power of half of $2+ Billion? :banana:



There is a certain irony in that a woman who first became famous for not knowing what a WalMart is, and having never been in one, is now the fantasy focus of a group of renowned cheapskates.



Seriously, though, this thread is starting to circle the bowl... let's give Paris a break, wherever she is.
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I KNEW we would find you!!!! Hi Paris! Love you!!! [emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji7][emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]


Sent from my TARDIS at the restaurant at the end of the universe while eating Phil.
 
wa2ise said:
Yes, it has to be an act. Thing is, I'm not that interested in watching that act...
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No act...

Saw it on TV on one of those shows that show movie stars, etc., on the street.


She ran out of gas and couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. A paparazzi guy just went and got her a gallon of gas and put it in the car for her.

Guess what? Cars need gasoline in the gasoline tank to make the motor go around & around. Motor doesn't run on 'magic'.

I wonder why ??? the $100,000+ car doesn't start ???

Must be broken.

Need to buy a new Bentley... tomorrow. This one broke.
 
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