Here's one that oughta bring a smile to many a, dare I say, older AKer. "....Better Living Through Chemistry."
"_________, Just slightly ahead of our time".
Panasonic. Sorry.
How about this one:
Powerful. Musical. Accurate.
There was a chain of record shops here in the 70s that claimed: "We sell records like cornflakes". I was never sure how to interpret that!
the best loudspeakers you never heard of >> Royd