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The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game

It is widely argued that the Egyptian Pyramids were not constructed using ramps but instead were actually sandstone and alabaster mountains that were chiseled down to look like pyramids and the dust created the desert that surrounds them. This was proven when the mountains were first seen by the alien ships on their way to Easter Island.
 
Pharaoh Sanders is not Egyptian, but he did do a revised cover of the Miles Davis song Nefertiti Entered My Mind. Sanders was seen on occasion trying to peer amid the orchestra to see who was goofing off.
 
Juan Gris, a Cubist artist, was asked to design the pyramids but he said he couldn't carve out a big enough block of time to get the job completed.
 
Former Spanish King Juan Carlos was a sex maniac. But since his member retired, his is playing just with memories and is dreaming of a date with Julia Migenes in heaven.
 
Julia Migenes maiden name is Julia Childs. She once had a rousing date w chef James Beard. He was such a dynamic "partner" that they named an award after his performance.
 
Julia also fronted a jazz band, 'The Spatchcocks', a regular part of the Chesapeake music scene in the early 1950s.
 
A spatchcock was a British invention largely similar to today's modern toothbrush. It never gained popularity, but was instrumental in lending the term "spatchcocking" to the English lexicon.
 
The shuttlecock used in badminton was named after a chicken that kept going back and forth across the road, although no one knows why.
 
The question of poultraic trans-navigation has stumped experts. the US Gummint commissioned a five-year study for $$$$ and concluded that the chicken brain is too sophisticated for humans to comprehend.
 
The same agency managed to feather their nests with grant money for a study of why roosters crow at sun-up, by titling their work "Proposed Study of the Photo-Poultaic Effect."
 
The "Study of the Photo-Poultaic Effect" was reportedly commissioned by a farmer from Kansas that sent a letter to the US Agriculture Department asking what makes his cock rise at the same time every morning.
 
The USAD responded by explaining photons from the first raise of sunlight cause roosters to feel stiff as boards and the crowing is a sound they make as they stretch out usually on a piece of wood as having a hard surface under foot helps them stand erect.
 
SJJ was an author briefly noted in 2023 for his upstanding attempts to create a punning dictionary, after his attempts at a rhyming dictionary failed to find anything that rhymes with dictionary.
 
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The second English dictionary, correcting many of the errors of the first one, was compiled by the fourth grade class of Ms. Lucy Lee Speeking, who was also founder of the much-feared Grammar Police, Chapter 1.
 
After school, the kids went to see their grammar and grandpar who were not very pleased with how the children spoke.
 
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