The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game
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When he played all three instruments at once, that used 9 fingers, leaving one free to signal for a beer refill.
His beer of choice was Old hasenpfeffer ale which was rabbit flavored and very gamy.
This realization resulted in a strictly enforced law that no one under 18 can watch Warner Brothers cartoons.
"Naked Elmer" is William S. Burroughs' masterpiece.
William's brother Edgar "Rice" Burroughs translated it to Japanese, whence it became the rage in manga form.
This is inspired a band to name themselves Rage Against the Magnadoodles. They're hit song "Eating in the Rain" was banned from the radio for being too weird.
When, years later, a magnetic drawing toy "Magna Doodle" was introduced by an unknowing inventor, it's popularity rose and then collapsed as a group called "Mothers Against Eating the Rain" formed after someone rediscovered the reports of Naked Elmer. The group demanded the product be recalled until parental controls could be implemented.
Everyone who was involved with or in any way interested in the whole fiasco was soon let down. Turns out that glue doesn't where clothes, no need, so Elmer didn't have to get dressed after all. However, once he had united 2 pieces of paper in a sacred bond, his sense of humor became very dry.
lakeeffect
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The first recorded instance of a sense of humor appears in Egyptian writings in the tomb of Thutmose III (1458-1425 BC), who used to wear an enormous bird's head to scare his sister. The practice spread to other cultures and eventually spawned the "prop comic".
When he used to scare his sister this way, he always spinned "Egyptian Reggae" by Jonathan Richmond.
When his sister complained to their mom about his vile asp-irations, all he could offer was de Nile.
When he was reincarnated as Steve Martin, he kept it in his act.
Then someone at Disney legal misread it as "Chip and Dale" and sued the pants off him.
Then he was sued by Donald Duck for stealing his shtick.
And won the lawsuit but Daisy Duck got it all because he didn't make a prenup.