Yes, but she spent it all on quack cures for Donald's voice.
The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game
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lakeeffect
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Daisy Duck's real name was Vivian, but since Donald couldn't pronounce it, he took to calling her Daisy.
The pond he landed in had a young frog named Kermit and Donald convinced him to go into show business.
They started a song and dance routine called "Quabit" which was a big success in Norway, but flopped elsewhere.
lakeeffect
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Norway was once the royal barge of King "Wrong-Way" Norman of Denmark until it crashed into the coast of Sweden and stuck there in the year 342.
When asked to explain the accident, Norman said he coudn't see where he was going because of "the viper" - "a broken vindow viper."
Which of course would have been impossible except for the invention of exotic chains by his cousin Link.
Link lived in Germany for a while but returned back to America because constantly trying to understand the "Abseits" rule (soccer) almost drove him crazy.
Fortunately, he soon becamed embroiled in the baseball designated hitter controversy, and, finding it hard to sleep, made a fortune by inventing a uniquely comfortable adjustable bed.
He then started a charity to develop a cure for insomnia (a good business decision).
lakeeffect
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A cure for insomnia was discovered in 1977 by Franz Bieber in Antwerp but he couldn't stay awake long enough to publish his findings. He died in his sleep in 1982.
His grandson Justin published in 2012 a successful album with lullabies.
Critics called it "a real snoozer." When asked about writing them, Justin said "I can do it in my sleep."
The best lullaby album, however, was realeased by the magnificient group Ben and the Zodiazepines.
Because of their close association with babies, a pharmaceutical company hired them to perform an advertising jingle for infant cough medicine, which immediately went anti-viral.
lakeeffect
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Playing anti-viral jingles on your PC eliminates malware.
You can't meet a telemarketer who is not familiar with spam, they simply adore it.