The Reverse Questioning Game

[Hyperion]

All that was left of that wooden statue was?

They did their best but it hurt even more afterwards.

 

[bobsvinyl]

"So, how did you S&M party work out?"

Dead frogs were seen for miles.

 

[tybrad]

What happened at that party last night?

16 tons and what do you get?

 

[harman/kardon]

What happened at that party last night?

16 tons and what do you get?

You do not look as if your last garbage container exploration was a success!


The Sony CDP 101 and the Philips CD 100.

 

[bogle111]

Can you recall any old seedy players?

Dear Son, no mon? - So sad, Your dad?

 

[Rome]

Dear Son, no mon? -
So sad, Your dad?

What does a nonchalant dad say to his bored son?

Loaded for Bear!

Rome

 

[Ilikevinyl]

What does a nonchalant dad say to his bored son?

Loaded for Bear!

Rome

A must do for a camping trip.

Timothy Leary.

 

[tybrad]

Who is the most vanilla white conservative that you can think of?

Schnike or chocolate pudding- you choose.

 

[iloveamps]

Sure I'll have desert. What do you have?

Rob Schneider and 17 baboons

 

[bobsvinyl]

What is the latest trend in Hollywood parties?

A basket of overripe melons.

 

[tybrad]

So Chief, what did you bring to our frat kegger?

A hole saw and a tv remote.

 

[jsisk]

How do you deal with a neighbor that plays his TV too loud.

3 Monkeys wearing orange shirts.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Who do you get if you call the helpline for your cable company?

A small vicious dog.

 

[Rome]

The answer the postman gave to his buddies while they all laughed, hysterically!

A pound of feathers.

Rome

 

[tybrad]

What did you find in your pillow?

A ceiling fan, a sewer pipe, and some peanut butter.

 

[bogle111]

Have you seen what our small corner shop has stacked all on one shelf?

Women!!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Who came up with the concept of shopping malls?

A blast of searing wind and an explosion.

 

[bogle111]

What was the result of George's homemade chilli like?

No, I became a Journalist instead.

 

[tybrad]

Mr. Eisenstaedt! How did your AAA baseball experience turn out- did you play in the majors?

strawberry preserves in a ball point pen.

 

[Rome]

strawberry preserves in a ball point pen.

What was used to write that sweet smelling love letter to lady Rose?

A floating ember.

Rome