The Reverse Questioning Game

[tybrad]

How do you name an alligator using his mobile phone?


Sun Bear Concerts.

What was that krayzee Keith Jarrett doing in '75?

I see purple, green, and red paisley shapes!

 

[harman/kardon]

What was that krayzee Keith Jarrett doing in '75?

I see purple, green, and red paisley shapes!

So the fly agaric season this year has already begun?

330 watts per channel.

 

[bobsvinyl]

What (or Watt) happens when you hook a monster amp up to your television remote control?

He began to laugh but suddenly screamed in horror.

 

[jsisk]

What happened when Bob saw his blind date was wearing a halloween mask, then realized she really did look like Obama?

150mph in reverse.

 

[old_tv_nut]

What happened when Bob saw his blind date was wearing a halloween mask, then realized she really did look like Obama?

150mph in reverse.

What should you so when you meet a shark?

Mumblety-peg.

 

[bobsvinyl]

What should you so when you meet a shark?

Mumblety-peg.

What was the name of the soft-spoken girl you dated in high school?

Just add some vinegar and it will taste great.

 

[noogies]

Is there something missing from this waffle batter?

Red China.

 

[mulester7]

As opposed to blue or green China?

Farted like a dragon.

 

[bobsvinyl]

How did Puff get his name?

He sighed and slowly picked them all back up again.

 

[Bstable]

How did Puff get his name?

He sighed and slowly picked them all back up again.

What the grandson did after the second time grandpa asked "do you want to play 52 card pick up ?

It was fine a minute ago

 

[bogle111]

Do you always get an electric shock when touching it?

He keeps telling me it is 13 not 42.

 

[tybrad]

What is the SUM of 6 and 7?

A confused private, a bottle of wine, and a stern but loving drill sergeant.

 

[bobsvinyl]

What is the SUM of 6 and 7?

A confused private, a bottle of wine, and a stern but loving drill sergeant.

What happens when you mix reality TV shows with reruns of "Gomer Pyle"?

She smiled seductively and then removed her dentures.

 

[bogle111]

What happened when the Oral Hygienist came in?

It can happen if you confuse Park Lane with Mayfair.

 

[Hyperion]

What happened when the Oral Hygienist came in?

It can happen if you confuse Park Lane with Mayfair.

Just so you know, I lost another game of Monopoly.

They aren't there! I've looked everywhere else for them.

 

[bogle111]

Just so you know, I lost another game of Monopoly.

They aren't there! I've looked everywhere else for them.

Hyper, get your camera out and take a picture of selected property, (or another on Google that's real swanky but not too close to the East End) and stick them onto piece of card. Make up your own rent as it happens in real life there.

If you are into winning print out a couple of sets.

 

[Rome]

If you are into winning print out a couple of sets.

What did the flirty photographer say to the naive tennis player?

I want a raincheck.

Rome

 

[Hyperion]

I want a raincheck.

No ! not a raincoat !

That happens all the time.

 

[noogies]

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Burnt toast ice cream.

 

[tybrad]

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Burnt toast ice cream.

What did you say Baskin Robbin's new flavor is?

A cup full of lemonade and sausage.