What did Van McCoy say he saw on his acid trip? (RIP)
I'll just need 100 pounds of confetti and a live bear.
What are you planning for your wife's 50th birthday party?
I heard the sound of branches cracking and a dark shape rose from the bushes.
Why haven't you been outside for the last two weeks?
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou.
The smell of burned bacon drifted over the yard.
What did the angel say to God on the seventh day?
He could no longer focus his eyes.
What happened to my friend when he took that gigantic rip of Maui Wowee?
Angry blood-thirsty rabbits everywhere.
A pencil sharpener with sawdust and a cucumber in it.
What did Aunt Jemima say on her deathbed?With her dying breath she muttered "Flapjacks".