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The Reverse Questioning Game

What did little Suzie yell as she was sucked into a black hole?

Barbequed jelly donuts did not do much to whet my appetite.
 
Why are you so angry?

She wept, then fell to the ground over the straw that did not change color.
 
What lifelong dream of Floyd's was finally realized?

Come one step closer and I will scream like a little girl.
 
What has been happening intermittently ever since the explosion at the pizza factory?

.079 with runners in scoring position.
 
What is the decimal point average of a failing baseball team that just can win a championship?

A Roman Centurion.

Rome
 
What do you call a guy who gets lost in the desert for 100 years?

Dead fish and ladies' lingerie everywhere.
 
What should this 'thing' with big ears and a horn be called?

Dinner plates, cascading down the side of Mt. Everest.
 
What is the biggest reason not to give a formal dinner party at 33,000 feet?

Signal right, turn left.
 
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What is the big thing now in teen driving?

A tip of a stein, a splinter, and the onery barkeep.
 
You fell into a farmyard slurry pit! and you can't get the smell out?

Don't tell me that, just don't OK?
 
I was in the horse barn without clothes on, got it?

Candles ablaze, she wept as she had a shred down with Slash.
 
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