What does tybrad consider a night on the town?
Cream pies pirouetted through the sky over our heads.

What happened on a weekly basis on my mail route?
"These are not the bite marks of a parakeet. This is much more sinister."
Why was it strange that his shoe size was 8-EEE?
En fuego!
What was one of the contestants at the Disco Country dancing contest?
A bookworm, hookworm, & woodworm.
Rome